Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"This auxiliary skill is too strong, it's way better than my Vajra Shield!"


"It can even increase attack power and health, which is crucial for us tanks!"


Zhou Xinyu praised as he sensed his own strength.


Previously, in the Spirit Charm Blessed Land, he had felt the Adrenaline Excitement Technique, but at that time, they were in a life-and-death battle and didn't have time to pay attention to this.


Now, after clearly seeing the description and effects of the Adrenaline Excitement Technique, he was even more envious.


And the Penicillin Parasite Body Shield, both its defense and endurance surpassed his Vajra Shield.


"Cut the chatter, we've got ghost creatures approaching."


The group exchanged strange looks, and Zhou Xinyu said, "It must be the energy on us that's drawing the ghosts' attention. Everyone, fall back."


Having said that, he took a few steps forward, positioning himself in front of the others.


Chapter 345: Entering the Secret Realm, Strange Undead Creatures!_3