Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Accompanied by the continuous booming sounds, dozens of Blood Ghost Beasts were instantly hit by dense ice spears and smashed into icy debris on the ground.


Seeing this, Zhou Xinyu could only curse out loud. His body flashed with golden light and transformed into a Golden Armored Giant.


He reached out and grabbed the Demon Suppression Pestle, smashing it on the ground and pulverizing several Blood Ghost Beasts into mincemeat.


At the same time, he uttered some strange incantations, and with a flash of golden light in his eyes, several golden swords pierced through and penetrated more than ten Blood Ghost Beasts.


In just over ten minutes, the five of them, acting in swift succession, had killed hundreds of Blood Ghost Beasts!


At the moment, all five of them, whether it was Zheng Cheng, Yao Zhixue, Cui Xiabing, Purple Poppy, or Zhou Xinyu, were among the best of all the new Professionists.


Chapter 346 Undead Creatures Unafraid of Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body Technique!_2