Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Dazzling sparks erupted in succession, striking the Vajra Shield on Zhou Xinyu's body and forcing him to continuously retreat.


"Humans... My king dislikes being disturbed in his slumber, get out!"


Another indifferent voice rose, and a large amount of blood mist suddenly appeared around the Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vine.


From within the blood mist, there came a rustling sound, along with the wriggling noise of the Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vine.


Upon closer inspection, there were numerous blood-colored beetles the size of thumbs within that blood mist.


They clung to the Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vine, voraciously devouring it.


The burning of the Spirit Charm Fire could only slow them down, but not kill them.


Some of the blood-colored beetles even attempted to engulf the Spirit Charm Fire, and for a moment, the Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vine was temporarily controlled and unable to move.


Chapter 347 What on Earth is a Spirit Seed?_2