Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Afterward, she raised her hands toward the sky, and waves of emerald green light surged out from her in all directions.


Even behind her, the phantom of a gigantic tree appeared.


The tree reached a hundred feet high, lush and sprawling, covering thousands of miles, like a dome and also like a splendid canopy.


Almost at the same time, a cascade of light green raindrops fell from the sky, touching down upon the earth.


The emerald light descended, and the previously suppressed Spirit Enchanting Dragon Vine immediately came to life.


Thick branches and leaves suddenly sprouted numerous mouths, greedily devouring the blood insects as the air filled with the nauseating sounds of chewing.


The tree phantom behind Cui Xiabing vibrated, and more green raindrops fell to the ground.


Once these raindrops touched the blood insects, they actually soaked into their bodies.


"Hmm? Such rich life energy, human, what are you doing?"


Chapter 348: Instant Kill! Three Ghosts Join Forces!_2