Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

[Talent 1: Infinite Evolution. A creature born from a millennia of nuclear radiation influence and a deluge of Alien Beast divine blood, possessing almost limitless life force and life energy. It also has infinite directions for evolution.]


[Talent 2: Earth Spirit Taishui's Body. Fused as one with Earth Spirit Taishui, inheriting all abilities of Earth Spirit Taishui.]


[Skill 1: Essence Eating. Can consume the divine blood of any life form, with a certain chance to comprehend the power within the divine blood and merge with oneself, gaining abilities suitable for oneself.]


[Skill 2: Fusion. Can merge with any life form's biological molecules, causing them to fuse and change with one's own body, subsequently elevating one's life level and star level.]


Chapter 355 Advancement to Epic! Similar Spirit Seed Abilities?_3