Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The ear-piercing scream rang out, her whole body shaking violently, her claws constantly scratching her own flesh in an attempt to suppress the burning agony that scorched her heart and soul, but it was futile.


Soon, a slightly smaller Harpie Phantom drifted out from within her body, and under the Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body Technique, it quickly disintegrated.


Even her physical body was burnt to a pile of charred remains!


Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body Technique, Trait 1, Flames that Scorch the Heart and Soul!


She didn't even last until the second trait of the Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body Technique took effect!


Exhaling a breath of murky air, Zheng Cheng immediately left the area.


After all, the smell coming off the dozens of Harpies wasn't particularly pleasant.


On the ground, a large number of Monster Beasts soon appeared, pouncing on the Harpies' corpses and tearing at them voraciously.


Chapter 367: The Doomed Harpie_3