Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"My protective banner can temporarily shield you, split up and then reconvene following the crystal guidance!"


The group immediately scattered, sprinting towards the nearby Lava River.


They needed to cross this Lava River to reach the Black Dragon Abyss!


No sooner had the words fallen than a blizzard fell from the sky, obscuring the monsters' vision, and the others also hurriedly fled.


Zhuang Shuai's back even grew a pair of fleshy wings, with Yao Zhixue's assistance, he swiftly took to the sky.


In midair, just as Yao Zhixue was about to strike the figure who dared lead the group of monsters toward them, she heard a familiar voice by her ear.


"Zheng Cheng?" Yao Zhixue exclaimed in surprise, "How did you bring the Monster Beasts...?"


Qian Hao was extremely fast, radiating a green glow, speeding along.


Chapter 368: Being a Pawn for the Tiger! Xu Duoyi's Resentment? _2