Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Bao Ying, Prince of Grace! May the radiance of our god shine upon every corner of the continent!"


Bao Ying laughed merrily, and his voluptuous figure approached Masak. His round and succulent body even leaned against Masak.


"Masak, Knight, our god will grant you the richest of rewards. Come with me…"


Zheng Cheng looked down and had to admit, as a prince of the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe, Bao Ying's figure was truly curvaceous, with soft skin, and those ample valleys firmly captivated Zheng Cheng's gaze.


Despite his lower half being serpentine, it was smooth and delicate – even more tender than a baby's skin.


Moreover, the body of such a different species added an oddly alluring charm.


Guided by Bao Ying, Zheng Cheng and company quickly entered the vicinity of the Temple.


"Which Devil God does the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe worship?"


Zheng Cheng looked up at the Temple, filled with darkness, oppression, and madness.


Chapter 374 Your daughter has mastered the Snake Mouth Suction Technique?_1