Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Xu Fenghuang snorted softly, "Who knows if what he's saying is true? With the identity of a college student, he dares to be involved in this plan."


"You must realize that for this plan, we are just the vanguard. Behind us are ten teams of Professionists rapidly closing in."


"If there are any mishaps with the plan, once the forces of these ten groups suffer losses, the defense of the Underground Great Wall will also have gaps!"


"Moreover, this matter is connected to Senior Zheng's layout. Should there be any accidents along the way..."


Lu Le Ma was about to say something when an elderly man beside him stopped him.


This figure of an old man was none other than Shen Nanfeng!


He laughed, "Zheng Cheng is no ordinary college student. He is also one of my Nightwatcher, and I believe what he says."


"As long as he's here, maybe we can truly take down Myriad Snake City this time!"


Chapter 383 Multiple Choice Realm Breaking Task? Riot in Myriad Snake City!_1