Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The Mad Beastman leader roared furiously, and as he swung his axe down, his left hand simultaneously reached out to grab Zhao Tianhao.


"Oakes! The prince's order is to capture him alive! Don't kill him!"


Far from obeying the command, the Mad Beastman leader known as Oakes exerted even more force with his hand!


Zhao Tianhao gritted his teeth, his mouth even revealing sharp canine teeth, and with a fierce push of his legs, he turned into a black shadow and charged forward.


Ignoring the axe plummeting from the sky, he twisted his waist and charged directly into the embrace of the Mad Beastman leader, his right hand blocking Oakes's claw while his left hand's sharp claws pierced straight into Oakes's chest!


Chapter 384 Virus Outbreak! Zheng Mingsen's Backup Plan!_1