Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Accompanied by a roar, Zheng Mingsen instantly appeared behind the Devil God Wa Ming, his hand plunging into her body!


The Phantom of the Devil God Wa Ming had no time to react, and a piercing scream erupted from within her, transforming into a violent spiritual storm that fiercely swept in all directions towards the Temple!


"Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom!!!"


The Temple, Giant Stones, weapons, Professionists, Snake-People, Monsters, all were torn to shreds under the ravage of this spiritual storm!


Meanwhile, on the other side of the Chasm.


A vast, boundless river surged from the east, roaring towards the distance.


The liquid flowing within this river was not clear water, but a silver-black substance like a sauce, an eerie fluid.


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