Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

In the darkness, a rapid succession of piano notes came flying through, forming a tight and dense melody that enveloped Dongyun Meiling completely.


A young woman dressed in pale blue palace attire walked slowly through the shroud of black mist.


"Human Race of Blue Star, Quan Linfei pays respects to Her Highness Dongyun Meiling, the Demon King of the Earth Demon Race."


Dongyun Meiling's face changed dramatically, "Another epic, do you Humans of Blue Star really want to fight to the bitter end with us?"


"The fish may die, but the net may not break~"


Quan Linfei smiled faintly, her slender hands continually gesturing in the air.


In a flash, visible ripples began appearing out of thin air, spreading throughout hundreds of miles.


"Dongyun Meiling, for the future of our race, please head to your death, Your Highness the Demon King!"


Chapter 388: Plundering the Power of Divinity! Life Essence_2