Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Doing this, I end up owing you a favor."


"If there are excess Life Essences, what's the harm in sharing some with you?"


Zheng Cheng strode in and the scene before him quickly opened up to reveal a huge area reminiscent of a hot spring.


Crescent-shaped wells were situated one after another in the valley.


At a glance, there were at least a hundred of them.


Zheng Cheng said softly, approaching the nearest Moon Well to inspect it, gently stirring the air and feeling a chill that penetrated his heart.


A rich breath of life hit him full in the face.


"With hundreds of Moon Wells, the Water of Life they nurture can restore a target's physique and spirit in an exceedingly short amount of time."


"It's good that I used sneaky methods to kill off the high ranks of the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe of Myriad Snake City; otherwise, if they had managed to retrieve the Water of Life and given it to the other Dark Elves, we would have been in serious trouble!"


Chapter 390 The Seductive Snake Demon Tribe's Holy War! Is the Wonder of the World About to Be Repaired?!_3