Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

The recruitment information from Myriad Snake City's Territory's Heart indicated that the weakest creature available was a mere poisonous snake, which could be recruited for 10 gold and 1 sulphur each.


The strongest, however, was a terrifying creature known as the Dark Serpent Dragon, rumored to possess the bloodline of giant dragons.


To recruit one, not only did it cost a large amount of gold, sulphur, crystal, mercury, and Dark Souls, but also a Sub-Dragon Dragon Crystal!


A single Sub-Dragon Dragon Crystal could only recruit one Dark Serpent Dragon, which spoke volumes about the creature's frightening nature.


After considering the resources and materials he currently possessed, Shen Nanfeng used up all of these materials in one go and recruited a large number of Monster Beasts.


"Not enough! Still not enough! A large amount of materials must be sent over before more Serpent Demon soldiers can be recruited!"


Chapter 391 Support Professional! Epic Gathering!_2