Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

"Since Zheng Mingsen is willing to trust this person, we should fully support them!"


An Elder suddenly spoke up, "The Seductive Snake Demon Tribe has made quite a few enemies in the Chasm World over the past few centuries. We can totally send envoys to contact other different species, forming an offensive and defensive alliance to deal with the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe together!"


"For example, the Magma Clan, and even the Fallen Elves from the second layer of the Dark Continent in the Chasm! Especially the Dark Elves, who were nearly annihilated by the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe, they definitely won't miss this good opportunity."


One by one, the Elders concurred, quickly forming a consensus.


Chapter 392 Xia Country War Mobilization Order! Wartime Prisoners?_2