Yiqian Qingdai

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak."
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" 
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" 
Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"


I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Since then, the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe and the Black Dwarf Clan had become mortal enemies, often engaging in major battles in the Chasm world.


But as time passed, the Black Dwarf Clan lost their inherited Divine Artifact, and with the upper echelon's strength deficient, they were conquered by the Earth Demon Race, which occupied a vast amount of their territory and resources. Thus, they declined to a second-tier race and power in the Chasm world.


Upon receiving the order from the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe, a commotion arose among the Grey Dwarf crowd but was quickly suppressed.


Finally, under the command of an elderly dwarf with an especially thick beard that almost touched the ground, a parade of Giant Pangolins was led out.


After being fed a large amount of food and medicine by the leading dozen or so Beast Trainers, the hundreds of Giant Pangolins all started to become noisy and agitated.


Chapter 393 Start Fighting! The Secret Weapon of the Gray Dwarves!_2