Forgotten Punishment

Fang Jiuyi ends up spending a few lonely nights alone. He didn't want to poke his already angry wife.

Gentle and quiet people were the most scary when they were angry, because they wouldn't scold you, didn't argue with you, but just straight ignored you.

He remembered a story from his past life: the husband scolded his wife fiercely, but the wife was just quietly listening without giving any resistance or arguing back.

But the next day, the wife disappeared, and the husband found out that she was going back to her maiden home. It made the husband panic; he already worked so hard to bring his wife back home, and now that his wife just went back straight to her maiden home, the problem became bigger.

That was why he would never try to poke his first wife when she was angry; even though her maiden home was already gone years ago, if she ignored him, it would still be bad.

It would still be alright when only one of his wives ignored him, but if his second and third wives followed their big sister, then he would be finished.

After all, this was not an emperor's harem where everyone was vying for the emperor's favor. This was just a small, happy, immortal family.

Fang Jiuyi woke up listessly, he felt his body was lethargic after not sleeping with his wives for a few days.

Of course, it was just his psychology; his cultivation was so high that he would not feel tired even if he didn't sleep for hundreds of years.

"Morning, darling!"

"Good morning, Honey!"

"Where's my dear?" Fang Jiuyi asked.

"She is in the kitchen."

He felt his teeth ache. "It seems she's still angry."

"Of course, after all, what you did was, mmm, immoral?" Meng Yao asked. "In the first place, have you ever used the technique?"

"Of course." Fang Jiuyi answered instinctively.

"Then you're beyond help."

"Can you help me? Please."

"Why don't you ask third sister? You know Big Sister is most soft-hearted towards her."

Fang Jiuyi looked at Han Shuang, who looked at the system. He hesitated.

"Or you could confess to Big Sister directly." Meng Yao suggested.

"Confess??" Fang Jiuyi is confused; shouldn't she say asked for forgiveness?

"Yes, like where someone came to the church to confess their sin."

"Oh, I am a sinner."

"Don't worry, my child; let me hug you, and all your sin will melt away."

Feng Jiuyi looked at Meng Yao, who spread her arm wide like she really wanted to hug him. And then, hugging her, he was going.

"Look at the two of you, being lovey-dovey first thing in the morning." Han Shuang suddenly interjected.

"Why? Do you want to join?" Meng Yao asked as she winked her eyes at Han Shuang.

"No!"

"Don't be shy!" Ignoring Han Shuang's answer, she pulled her and hugged her together with Fang Jiuyi.

"Ugh, I am breathless." Only after Han Shuang said this did Meng Yao release them.

"How is it, honey? Did you feel better?"

"Yes, I feel much better."

"Now you can confess your sin with more confidence."

Is confessing sin something that one should do with confidence? Isn't it courage instead?

Anyway, Fang Jiuyi didn't refute it and came to the kitchen.

The kitchen was built in a modern style with minimalistic designs.

The wall was colored white, with a dining table in the center. As for everything else, like kitchenware and cutlery, they were inside space equipment, so the cabinet and everything else in the kitchen were just for the sake of decorations to look good.

A graceful woman was standing before the stove. She wore a pink apron on top of a comfortable wear.

Fang Jiuyi took a look at the graceful woman's movement before running towards her.

He kneeled down and hugged her thighs.

"Mother, I am a sinner!" It was his wife, so there was no way he would call her father.

Su Xin Yi was startled when she saw Fang Jiuyi suddenly kneel and hug her thighs, and he also said some incomprehensible things.

"Go away! Don't you know I am still cooking? What you do is dangerous." She instantly shouted at Fang Jiuyi.

"Oh mother, what should I do for you to forgive me of my sin?"

"I said go away; didn't you hear it?" Su Xin Yi looked at the kneeling Fang Jiuyi. Her face was full of smiles, but her eyes weren't. There was also a laddle in her hand that was shining because of the light it reflected.

Fang Jiuyi gave up and sat obediently on the chair at the dining table. His wife would be really angry if she was disturbed while doing his favorite things—cooking and alchemy.

There was one time when a cauldron suddenly covered his head before being hit from the outside, making his ear ring and his head dizzy. It was all just because he was teasing her while she was still refining pills.

After a while, Su Xin Yi finished her cooking. "So, what did you want to say to me?"

Fang Jiuyi was relieved; it seems she was already calmed down now that she didn't ignore him again.

When a woman is angry, there are two types: there are times when you need to chase her and calm her down instantly, and there are times when you must let her calm down first before talking to her.

If you can't read between the two, then congratulations! You're one step closer to the finish line of your relationship.

"Please forgive me!"

"What did you do wrong?"

"Peeping at other women even though I already have you?"

"It seems you still didn't know your mistake." Su Xin Yi stands up again.

Fang Jiuyi hurriedly held her hand. "I am sorry, dear; I shouldn't do something bad behind your back, and don't worry; among the ones I saw, your figure is one of the best."

Oops, I slipped up!

"Oh, then who has the best figure, and how many people did you peep?"

Fang Jiuyi was sweating a ton; luckily, the one with the best figure was not a stranger. "She was honey; she had the best figure! And I only peep a total of five people other than my wives."

He, Fang Jiuyi, had high standards; he would not just peep any woman, but all those women now were just pink skeletons, buried who knew where.

And he remembered something when thinking about it: among the five people, there was one person who had a huge secret.

He almost puked when he remembered it.

It was because the one he peeprd was a man. How unlucky! If he had seen something like that on his smartphone, he would have smashed the phone.

For someone to meet his standards and be a man at that, his disguise was simply out of the world.

"Okay, I forgive you, but you must not look at other women again except your wives!" His first wife was still as forgiving as ever.

"Don't worry, dear, it was already a long time ago!"

And so, the immortal family had a peaceful breakfast.

"Darling, what did the pitiful kid do this morning?" Fang Jiuyi asked.

"He joined the alchemy hall."

"Oh, it was unexpected for him to join the alchemy hall; should I reward him with something related to alchemy the next time I give missions?"

"Did he complete the mission already?"

"Not yet!"

"Then, you must be ready to give punishment!."

"Punishment? What punishment?" Han Shuang was confused.

"Didn't you also specify the punishment when you gave out the mission?" It was Meng Yao who asked this time.

"Nope, after all, in the system darling made for me, there was no punishment even if the quest was failed."

Of course there was none; after all, he didn't want to punish his wife, or maybe he wanted to?

"What to do?"

"Don't worry, because the system didn't specify the punishment, we can just punish him with anything we want."

"Isn't that unreasonable?" Su Xin Yi asked.

"It's okay; it was already specified at first that if the host failed the trial, he would receive punishment."

****

Meanwhile, a certain someone was depressed because he couldn't find his target.

After searching for so long without results, he grabbed a random passerby and asked, "Brother, do you know where Cheng Hu and his two friends go?"

The one he was grabbed seemed displeased, but when he saw who it was, his displeasure vanished. "They said that they were going to closed door cultivation to train their technique again."

"They must be going to closed-door cultivation because of me; they must be ashamed because I beat up their leader even though my cultivation base was lower. Ah, my upgrade! My comprehension! All gone!"