Chapter 153 - The Boy in the Basement

"Ugh...hurry up and get old, already, shithead. I wanna get back to the Divine Realm already, so I need you to die of old age as soon as possible," Complained Arkiela, kicking my cheek as she buzzed around my head, before I swiftly snatched her out of the air and flicked her boobs.

"Zip it, bitch. Go find something to occupy yourself with if you're bored," I responded dryly.

"I wish I could do that too, it looks like fun," Aura sighed wistfully, as she flicked her finger towards Arkiela's chest, but it passed right through her, since she was in her dematerialized form.

It's been over five years since the battle against Pandemonium, today's the 6th of September, 1039. I'll be twenty-six in a bit over a month from now, at least physically...yeah, I try not to think about the fact that I'm mentally over fifty now.