“Dear, it felt like I heard you wrong. Tell me about it again.” I didn't. I flipped the camera of my phone to show and give Eve a mini tour of all the things that Alonzo bought me today.
“You had sex with him last night, and now Alonzo is spoiling you with this. A sugar daddy behavior, but no one is complaining.” Eve joked, and all it did was make me look constipated from frowning.
“Do you want me to hire a private investigator? It'll be easier for you to know things about him because he's too mysterious.”
“Don't do that! I will never speak to you again if you do something like that, Eve Nefali.”
“Ok! I won't. Relax.”
“Eve!”
“Hush it. I'm thinking too. He doesn't want a baby with you. Thanks, God, it's already weird that you're in a fake marriage with him. It'll be weirder if he made you push out a baby in exchange for all of this.”
“Eve, I need your opinion and not your commentary that is only driving me to the edge.”