A Necessary Lie

To divert her attention from my penis and to alleviate her fear by getting more used to it, she joked with a nervous smile on her face, saying 

"A-And what's with the size of your penis? Isn't it a little too big? Won't something this long reach the bottom of the toilet bowl and swim along with your poop?"

I was surprised at Astrid's crude comment, as it didn't seem like something a girl like her would say. And so was Astrid, as she blushed when she said those words and shook her head like a cow would to get rid of the feeling of saying such a vulgar sentence.

It seems like she was saying anything that came to her head, just so that she could distract herself from what's on her head and get used to it.

"Say something, won't you! Don't leave me in silence." She looked up at me and exclaimed, feeling bashful that I left her alone with her own crude words.

"Oh sorry. I was just a little surprised when you called my dick big when it's not really anything special in terms of size."

I said an outrageous sentence that was obviously a massive lie, which made Astrid jerk her head up and look at me with narrowed eyes, as if she were doubting her hearing.

"Did you just say that your penis isn't big?" Astrid asked and used the word 'penis' without any hesitation like she usually would. 

The preposterous sentence I said seemed to have thrown her off track, as she didn't mind the words she said and just wanted to know if what she heard was correct.

"Yes, I did. Why do you look so surprised about that?" I asked with a straight look on my face, as if I truly believed my dick wasn't anything really special for a certain reason.

Astrid squinted her eyes and looked up as if she were checking, and those words really came out of my mouth. And then she looked down and rubbed her brows with her fingers as if she were having a massive headache from the words I said.

She then looked up at me, and this time she didn't peek at my dick right in front of her once in a while, like she was doing before. And she directly looked at me with a look of utter disbelief on her face and the most absurd look in her eyes.

"Luca, what are you on about? How can you say that the penis on top of my head that looks like a juiced-up sausage isn't big?"

"Does it not hurt your consciousness to say such a massive lie?" Astrid asked with genuine concern and a pure look in her eyes, as if she were asking me to confess my sins, which made me feel a little uncomfortable for lying to her. And it made the straight look on my face a little unsteady.

"W-What do you mean? How can you call something this size big? It's barely noteworthy." I looked away, unable to meet her sincere gaze.

"Barely noteworthy?!" She exclaimed, a little agitated.

"You call something that almost knocked me out when it landed on my head something barely noteworthy!"

"You want to call the thing that's resting on my head like a ferocious dragon in its slumber something barely noteworthy!?"

"Do you want to say that the object that's not only resting on my head. But also hanging from the back of my head since it's way too long to fit on my head as something barely noteworthy!"

"If you do, then I got to say that your out of your freaking mind!"

My blatant lies, along with the shock of seeing my dick, seemed to have stirred her up too much and awakened the strong emotions she was holding in. 

As right now she was eyeing me in an angry fluster and looked like she would rip my dick out of me, I said any more lies when the evidence was right on top of her head.

Seeing her look so agitated even scared me a bit and made me double-guess my decision to say such a lie. And whether I should've said it in the first place.

Even though Astrid seemed to be extremely exasperated with my lies, she still seemed to want to give me a chance to take back whatever I said and come to an agreement with me before things got too ugly, so she calmed herself down and then looked at me with narrowed eyes, expecting a certain answer from me, and said

"Even after I said all that and how I feel about it, do you still think that your penis is something barely noteworthy?"

I knew I should say the answer she was avidly expecting: that I was actually lying and I was in the wrong. But that would mean that I would be accepting whatever she said, which was something that I could not allow to happen, so I clenched my teeth and said, while not daring to look at her eyes

"Yes...I still think there's nothing special about it."

"You have got to be bullshitting me!!"

Astrid screamed in rage when she heard me still defending my case, even though all the evidence was against it. 

And to retaliate for saying such blatant lies, she looked like she wanted to teach my penis a lesson.

So to show she meant business, she shook my dick of her head and actually caught it like it was a baton while it was still falling down in her hand and held it in her hands like she was going to do unexplainable things to it.

I wanted to stop her from seeing the actual size of my dick, as she hadn't seen it in its entirety yet since it was on top of her head. And only a part of it was visible in front of her.

I wanted to brainwash her into thinking that it was actually nothing really special, which is why I was lying to her, trying to make her believe me even though it wasn't a strong attempt. 

But unfortunately, my wish didn't come true, as Astrid was currently staring at the weiner that could barely fit in her hand with an inexplicable expression on her face.

Her eyes flashed with shock and revelation when she saw my dick in its full form in her hand. And she almost stumbled to the ground from her squatting position upon seeing the actual size of the object that was hiding from her sight on her head.

She already knew that it was considerably long, given how heavy it was on her head and the way it hung off the back of her head. But she still didn't seem to think that it would surpass her expectations. And that to by miles, as the warm pipe-like thing in her hands looked way more scarier than she imagined it.

She seemed to have thought that she had already prepared herself for what's to come by letting my penis rest on her and getting used to it, like she was forming a spiritual connection to it.

But only when she saw it's sheer size with her own size did she understand how naive she was, as her eyes flickered and her fingers holding onto my dick shivered in fright.

"Sigh...This is why I was insisting that it was actually small in size and making it seem like it wasn't anything significant before showing it to you. Or else you'd be frozen in terror like you are right now if I didn't prepare you beforehand."

"If only you had listened to me and let me manipulate you into thinking that it was normal-sized, then everything would've gone smoothly like I had hoped."

"But you just had to rush it and ruin everything for the both of us..." 

I said dejectedly and sighed at the end.