I Promise I Won't Bite It

"But Luca..." She called out to me in a soft voice while looking at my penis in a daze.

"What is it, Astrid?" I called her name intimately with a warm smile on my face, as if we were a old couple.

"Will this thing really fit inside of me?"

The smile on my face froze when I heard those words, and the harmonious feeling we had shattered in a second. 

I looked down at Astrid with a peculiar look on my face. Only to find her looking at me with a look of genuine curiosity and a little nervousness in her eyes as the grip on my penis became stronger.

"What's the point in asking that? I already said that you didn't need to take it in since it isn't necessary."

"I already know that, you idiot! So stop looking at me like that!" 

She exclaimed when she saw me looking at her as if she were a pervert.

"I-I was just curious about what would happen if I really did take it in, since it's most primary use and the reason it's shaped that way is to penetrate a female partner."

"But since it looks like that, I wanted to know if it can really perform it's duty, as I'm afraid that it would struggle to even set a foot into the door." 

"And this is all from a legitimate research view and not something else. So don't get the wrong idea!"

Astrid warned me not to misunderstand when she was obviously making a lame excuse for her perverted theories.

"You don't need to worry if it can enter or not, as I can assure you that it is already an experienced veteran when it comes to excavating narrow tunnels." I answered her doubt indirectly.

"How is that even possible when it's as thick as my wrist and even a little longer than my forearm?!" She said as she finally let go of my penis and let it hang in front of her face and said with a look of amazement on her face as she covered her mouth with the same hand that was holding my dick in awe.

I wanted to cry bullshit and say that she must be blind to think that my penis was only a little longer than her forearm, which was a great insult to my penis even though I hated it for its size. 

But I then realised that Astrid was a minotaur with a larger physique than humans, so the forearm of hers she mentioned was the same length as a full-grown human male's forearm, even though it looked as supple and smooth as any human girl's arm, and I calmed myself from having an outburst.

"I have my ways." I didn't explain and brushed off her doubt.

Astrid didn't mind me asking and not answering since she seemed to have something else on her mind.

"Since you say that it could actually enter someone...T-Then would it be able to go inside of me?" She once again asked the same question while shyly fiddling with her fingers.

"As long as your hole down there isn't sealed up by cement, then I guess it could." I answered, seeing that she really wanted to know out of genuine curiosity.

"Just the tip?" She looked at the tip of my dick, as if she were looking at the head of a snake.

"A little further than that."

"How far in?" She stared at the shaft and looked to be measuring it in her mind.

"Using the body of a minotaur as a basis, I'd say I could probably fit 2/5 of my package in." I answered after getting a good look at her waist.

"Only that much?"

"Just how deep do you think your hole down there is? Fitting even that is a little too much for your body to take."

"What if I take any more of that?" She looked up and asked another weird question.

"I'd probably hurt, as if someone was ramming you with a rod down there."

"What if you rammed it all the way through?"

"What? You mean my dick?" I asked with an absurd look on my face, to which she nodded her head.

"Are you crazy? Why do you want to know that?"

"Just tell me! I want to know for science!"

"Science, my ass!" I exclaimed. 

"What kind of bizarre scientific paper are you going to write with knowledge about my penetration game?"

"I'll write whatever paper I want! Just tell me what will happen!" She cried out like an adamant child.

"A kebab." I answered.

"It'll probably pierce through your guts and hang you like a kebab."

Astrid touched her stomach and looked a little worried when she heard what would happen if she took it all in. She seemed to have imagined that scenario, and her face paled. She shook her head, looked up at me, and said in a low voice

"That's scary."

"It is."

"Let's not do that then." She said.

"I never said we would." I rubbed my eyebrows, thinking how many times I was going to say that we weren't going to have sex until it got through her head. 

Honestly, right now, I'd just have sex with her, just like she seems to want from her constant questions above to make her shut up and have her experience it herself.

"Then what are we going to do now?...Oh right!"

"...Extraction!"

She remembered what we're going to do when she saw me dick hanging in front of her and looked a little excited, as if she couldn't wait to begin.

"I didn't expect you to be so excited to get your hands on my dick when you were fearing it just minutes ago?" I smiled at her face, which was brimming with energy.

"As if I would be excited about your dick!" She glared at me and harumphed cutely. 

"I'm just a little interested in learning something new, like the upcoming scientist I am." She said, proud of what she was trying to be.

"Then I'll have to disappoint you, my little upcoming scientist, as you won't be learning anything today since I'll be doing the extraction process myself." I said, as I rubbed her head to console her.

"What?!" Astrid shouted in an aggrieved manner, as if she had been dealt a great loss.

"W-Why would you say that? I thought we agreed that I would do it myself."

"I know we did, and was planning for you to do it yourself. But I remembered something that made me change the plan, for my own safety." I said, as Astrid looked at me with a pityful look, as if I had taken something important from her.

"Safety reasons?" She pondered.

"Wait. Are you afraid that I'll bite your penis when I put it in my mouth?" 

She said something absurd with an innocent look on her face and then continued to say something even more crazy

"I will admit I did have intentions of giving your penis a little chew to test its elasticity. And that is, of course, for scientific reasons!...But if you really are scared of that kind of thing, I promise I won't bite your penis." She gave a promise I've never heard anyone mention in their entire life, which made my back drip with sweat and my eyebrows twitch in fear.