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The Swirl of the Root, also known as the Root, the Akashic Records, or occasionally, Heaven, record, and source all events and phenomena in the universe.

Many seek it. Very few reach it.

To reach it is a one-way trip. Annihilation or Apotheosis? From a moral perspective, there is no difference.

And there are those who fail or flinch at the last moment.

They are called Sorcerers and are given great power.

But such power is not easy to master.

One can get lost.

Wandering in strange places with only a sword for company.

Is a "sword" a euphuism? (BL)

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