Genesis

"Screams, tears, the only things you'll find in the place I'm from. I'm sorry, allow me to introduce myself. My name is... well, I never had a name since I was born in hell and crawled my way to Earth. I'll call myself Caesar, after the Roman dictator. I live in the town of New York City, where there are things called pizza that humans consume. It comes in different species, such as cheese and pepperoni. I came across a building that sells clothing, but since I carry no currency, I stole a tunic and trousers. A man named Jack tried to chase me out of the store, but I summoned my Hell Blade and sliced his body to shreds as his fellow workers stood and witnessed his body turn to ash. 'What the hell,' a worker screamed.

'Exactly,' I said. I slowly dropped my blade behind my back and departed from the building. I decided I wanted to know what it's like to be human. After all, I was born and lived most of my life in hell. I saw an old woman slip, and I grabbed her seconds before she fell. 'Thank you, we need more young men like you in this world,' she said. I nodded and asked,

'Do you happen to know a place where I can acquire knowledge?' She looked at me as if she had never met anyone like me and told me of a place called the library, giving me directions. 35 paces straight, 52 paces left, stop until the sign has a green man on it, then 44 paces left again, and I should be there. I'm here and I'm a little lost. There are hundreds of books stacked on shelves, and people reading, writing, and tapping letters on their Magic mirrors. I'm fluent in all languages, in case I didn't mention that already. I then asked a worker for a book on how I can become a normal human. She gave me 'How to Become a Great US Citizen,' ' How to get a job and how to be a good husband. I studied and memorized every word in each book until I thought I was ready. I then went through a few government problems and threatened a few people to make me a U.S. citizen. My social security number is... Just kidding, see I'm doing human humor.

Using my book, I acquired a job at the Juicy Burger shack. The manager Susan was beautiful and was kind enough to give me a job. I flip and cook meat until it's brown then I add it to a piece of bread with red and yellow cream, pickles, and onions. It was quite fun creating these delicious b.. bur.. burgers the juices add a sense of love to the meal.

It was a busy day at the Juicy Burger Shack, with customers lined up as though they were greedy peasants. I was working hard behind the counter, taking orders. As it was my turn to serve the food, a mindless incompetent loser of a human bumped into me, causing the tray of food to go flying into the air.

"Oh no, I apologize!" I said remembering the customer is always right, And I put an impression on my face as though I felt bad. But instead of getting angry, the person just laughed.

"No worries, accidents happen," she said with a smile. "I guess I'll have to order another burger," NOW WHAT THE HELL. If I didn't want this job I would've summoned my Hell Blade and decapitated Her. Eventually, I cleaned up the burger. I glared at her, she smiled and for some reason, a conversation struck between us. And I guess from that day on, we became what humans call, Love at first sight. I " hit " on the first date night too. During my break, we would talk about our dreams, our adventures, and the problems of the human world. She even introduced me to her family, and together, we formed an inseparable bond. And so on and so forth came the happily ever after.

Absolutely not.