Tower 1

Well, since I'm done with Middle Earth, I can focus on more important things.

While my avatar was out adventuring, I kept an eye on the kids and made the last few adjustments to the Tower. The reason why I decided to steal all the elven kingdoms was because I knew that they were a perfect gift for my future daughter-in-law, though she didn't need to know that I had killed the previous owners.

I considered giving her her own flour but decided against it, ever since the fusion my garden had grown to galactic heights. I added a few mountains and rivers before implanting the three elven homes, I also opened a connection straight to Leo's floor and back so that they could meet whenever they wanted.

I was confident that she would like her new home and her fairies would feel right at home with the plants in my garden as well, though I wasn't entirely sure how they were going to react to the other fairies and the sacred tree.

All that was left were some minor alterations and the Tower will officially become my new home. One of the alterations I planned to make was making everything 'True Level', something mathematically impossible and a feat that even I found impressive, the other alteration was abducting a while reality and turning it into my basement, the Backrooms were very convenient, it was an infinite storage space with its own guards.

For that, I decided to take a quick trip to the infinite and strange multiverse of a certain drunk grandpa who breaks the laws of physics just to make his grandson feel dumb. In fact, the entire family was a nutshell, each and every one of them was fucked up in a strange way, but a good way.

A drunk, planet fucking, asshole, crazy genius grandpa, a dumb horny creepy grandson, an evil selfcest mother, the dumbest being in the universe as a father that gets hard by his wife cheating on him with herself, and a sister that was so cold-hearted that she got married in a post-apocalyptic world and just left when she got bored like it was nothing. Let's not even mention the whole series of incest in the series.

All in all, a reality I could wholeheartedly recommend, at least if you weren't one of these crybabies that can't handle the fact that there was more than one of them and that they weren't special. Rick clearly showed how far you can go if you aren't a pussy and just make peace with your other versions and work together instead of killing each other.

My time there was short but my gain was anything but small, Rick wasn't the only super genius and the entire universe was super-developed, ranging from immortality generator and simulations to amusement parks inside a human body, Meeseeks Box, and psychological detox. All that technology I got was more than enough to build the most advanced gaming room in the Outerverse. I also got an insane amount of strange and rare materials like Death Crystals, Mega Seeds, Time Crystals, and Isotope 322. I even absorbed Rock Prime and some other overpowered characters, gaining a good increase in genius, craziness, and being an asshole.

Let's just say that The Self-Referential Six as well as Rheet Caan had ridiculous powers that were better off in my hands. Rheet's power to change cause and effect was truly remarkable.

I could now proudly say that my Tower was so perfect that just standing in it could at the very least drive any mortal crazy, weak-minded individuals could even die, Euclidean Space wasn't something that mortals were meant to experience but for anyone else it was perfection.

With this, the Tower was complete, I could still make some changes or add new things in the future but for now, it was good the way it was.

I took out my phone and sent everyone a message that the Tower was now complete and that they could move in. I knew that they wouldn't come immediately, they weren't dogs that listened to their owner, so I had some extra time on hand to prepare for the next family trip.

It was time for us to get some pets and they obviously couldn't be normal pets either.

A few days later, the first portal opened and Leo came home with his Soul Mate. They both stumbled a bit when they left the non-Euclidean world and stepped onto true level but they quickly adjusted.