Yoimiya and the Hydro

"Did you guys hear the news, a famous person will be visiting our place for a while!" said Bennett proudly. "A famous person visiting us, that's quite odd, anyone know who it is?" added Yoimiya. "If I told you, then it wouldn't feel as special, now would it?" responded Amber. Hu Tao and Xiangling were trying to guess who this famous person was. "I think it would be....?" "Zhongli" said Hu Tao quickly. "No" added Xiangling. "The Wanderer?" "No" "The Travelers!" "No, girl damn let me think!" snapped Xiangling. "You're right, I just got too excited" said Hu Tao. "Hell, I can't think of nobody right now, so we'll just have to wait and see" remarked Xiangling. Then later that day, the visitor arrived in all her glory. Yoimiya's eyes widen, she couldn't believe who it is. "Is that the Raiden Shogun?!" she said while stuttering. "Who dat?" said Hu Tao. "You mean you never heard of the Raiden Shogun, the strongest being in all of Teyvat, the one who lived for a near century, and has the most beautiful purple hair of them all?!" Yoimiya said while being in awe. "In fact, she's the inspiration for my beautiful blonde hair" she added. Hu Tao said nothing, she didn't exactly like Raiden Shogun. "Maybe you should go talk to her" said Bennett. "You kidding me, she's too famous to talk to us commoners" "Well it won't hurt to try" replied Bennett. "Uh, can I talk to you please" she asked shyly. "Of course!" smiled the Raiden Shogun. "I see you're one who cares about her hair a lot, I respect that, young Pyro" "So did you really beat Zhongli on a 1v1 battle?" Yoimiya asked. "Oh well, he was good, but he was no match for my lightning strikes, he showed that even the strongest Geo can't beat the Archon of Electro" she said. Yoimiya was astounded at what the Shogun said. "Well hate to cut this conversation short, but I'm a very busy woman, until we meet again, bright Pyros!" she said before leaving. Hu Tao stuck her nose up at Raiden. "She's nothing much to talk about, Zhongli only lost that battle because he was holding back, he would've absolutely demolished her if he had the chance" "Excuse me, well did you know that she has fought in more battles since before your parents were born, and I think you're just sticking up for him because he works for you!" said Yoimiya harshly. "Whatever" Hu Tao said while rolling her eyes. Since then, Yoimiya would talk of nothing else but of Raiden Shogun and how much she admired her hair. This made Xiangling, Hu Tao, and even Klee cross. "Yes, I had the honor of talking to the Raiden Shogun herself, and she valued my lovely blonde hair, my hair's one of a kind and-" "We know it already!" they yelled. "You guys are just jealous, that's all" she said before going back to the hideout to rest. Next morning, Amber and Klee were talking about making some renovations to the hideout, until suddenly a woman all dressed in blue appeared. "Sorry, we don't accept Hydros here, only Pyros" said Amber. "I know, but here's the thing, I haven't gotten my official seal yet, and I want to try my hands at being a Pyro" the mysterious woman said. "Should we trust her?" Amber said to Klee. "I think we just need to see what she's capable of first, responded Klee. "Alright then, I'm gonna be putting you through a few trials, Ms.?" "Furina de Fontaine, at your service!" she said. "Uh ok, let me introduce you to everyone. "Oh my, is that Xiangling, Hu Tao, and Klee?" "I am delighted to meet such famous Pyros" The girls were quite flattered by Furina. "You know, for a Hydro, she does have quite good manners, I think she'll be a fine addition" they said. "Ok now that you're introduced to everyone, Yoimiya, show her how we work around here, will ya?" Amber stated. "Come on, Amber, I don't feel like-" "I don't care what you feel like, you will do as you are told, and if not I'm thinking about removing you, so get to it!" she ordered. "Ugh, fine, come follow me" she said with disdain. "You're lucky Amber's my boss, because if she wasn't, I would tell you to learn things by yourself" "We Hydros don't need to learn, we know everything, we have the same jobs as you Pyros but we do it better, we are revolutionary" Furina said. "Well we Pyros too are revolution-stairy or whatever you said, we'll show you!" said the offended Pyro. Then she thought of a good prank to pull on Furina to make her respect Pyros more. "Say Furina, do you mind if you pick up those bags of bricks for me, I have to go to the market and pick up a few things. "Hm, this can prove that Hydros are stronger than you guys" she said boastfully. "Well, see you later!" she said mischievously. So Furina picked up the bags and put them on her back. She was doing until suddenly she hear a pop, that was the sound of her back. Yoimiya was watching from afar, just cackling at the Hydro. "My my, Furina, and this is what you call "revolution-stairy?" she said sarcastically. "Well, here you can take em since you're done" she said while trying to stand up properly. "Actually, I don't need those bags, those are for the other girls" "So you're telling me that I literally broke my back for nothing?!" she said furiously. "It seems like it, well actually I have a song for you" Yoimiya continued. "Bags are waiting in the shed, waiting to be lifted, do it better than those Pyros, gaily boast the Hydro, says she has the same amount of strength as the late Katrina, when her back finally gives out, Pop Goes Furina!" she sang on Furina's misery before leaving. "Oh, so that's how it is then, I already been fucked over by those schoolgirls a while back, but I'm not playing around this time, we'll see who'll be laughing first, Yoimiya" she said devilishly before teleporting.