The worst dumb s***

I decided it was too boring to bring my shopping truck to the library so I went to Jeff my neighbors garage and grabbed his four wheeler and I drove to the library when I got there I.

I searched on the library computer for a book on how to fly a plane for dummies. When I finally found one it turns out it is already checked out my Eyebrow twitched and annoyance so I had to go on the librarians computer and find out who checked out that book and grab it from their house.

It turns out it was Jeff so I had to go all the way back. Go grab the book and Read it and then go to the Amazon Jungle yeah I might also need a search online for the things I might need to go to the Amazon jungle just in case something bad happens.

When I go to Jeff's house is all torn apart, as food was opened and eaten even the cans. Then I heard some rustling upstairs. I went up there and there it was the book l Was looking for All torn apart on the couch.

With his dog eating the torn up pieces of paper In a fit of rage, I sent that dog to Jesus quite literally.So how to go to the Amazon store and go find the book thankfully is quite easy.

After reading it, and not finding much useful, I decided to eat the book Yep, you heard me right eat that book and We are going to make it gourmet.Walmart grab as much oil and a very big pot and a very large stove And I decided to deep fry it.

First, I covered in flour then I covered it in Mixed egg And they covered it in breadcrumbs and then I deep-fried it after.I was done I took out the finished product, Some nice silverware and ate that damn book.

After I was done my nice delicious meal I went to the airport and picked the smallest plane. I could find I put all.The luggage. I'm going to need like a nice paper plate, but only one T-shirt, Some swimming gear, a lemon, a paper crochet hat. A picture of a tigers, butt oh and that's it.

I decided to sleep in my nice luxury small tiny Plane with a lot of random shit in it Tomorrow, my Neck is going to hurt.