A wee bit more insane

When I woke up, I decided to talk in a British accent, so I I watched two hours of British television after that I ate my normal breakfast off, but not included of not cooked.Frozen peas and carrots, and put it in a bowl with the normal thing which is certainly not milk. It is drumroll please Cat fur Yep, I shaved or Mrs. Lawrences cat.His name is Jeffrey technically should call him Jeffrey the furless cat anyway as I was enjoying my delicious nutritious breakfast.

When I saw a nice flower, so I decided to go to the nearest Walmart and grab a forklift First, I took a bit of.Glue and then Took the glue and glued the AK-47s to the two bars on the forklift, and I decided to go all the way back and destroy the flower with it.

After I was done that I just had to go to the library again then I grab all the Fantasy novels Took one pager, all them.Then staple them all together to make one ultimate fantasy novel. If you wondering how it was, it was pretty bad it took me around another hour and a half to read that all.

After I was done that it was almost nighttime so I did the only humane thing I took a bunch of.Laser found all the cats I could And then I attached it to their heads using duct tape I turned on all the lasers and watched them run by then it was around 12 o'clock at night.

So I packed up my things, went home and passed out on my bed If you're wondering what I had for Lunch and dinner I had a nice Of melted wax and some nice uncooked rice. It was pretty Crunchy but good.

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