{Evanilson reaches it first!}
{GOAL!!!}
{Three!!!}
{Three goals for him and three hat-tricks in this game!}
{The fans can't even be angry with their team's loss anymore! The Oporto team has put up a fight that any fan would be proud of!}
{If only it were enough! If only!} the commentator shouted excitedly as Evanilson got up from the ground, unable to hide the smile on his face despite his team still losing the game.
At this point, Evanilson could proudly go to the locker room after the game and tell his teammates,
"That sh*t was not my fault, y'all are trash,"
"In fact, y'all are so trash that I'm gonna call your names and then call you trash just so you know I'm talking to you," and then he would proceed to name the people he thought were trash.
Of course, he wouldn't actually do that, but he felt like he had the right to do it and get away with it.