Erratic Behaviour

She was currently poking the sides of my penis as if she were checking if it would attack her upon touch, and after making sure that she was safe, she stared carressing it from very top to the bottom where it submerged into her thighs with a fascinated look on her face. 

She seemed to have forgotten that she was going to take such a beast inside her after seeing how majestic it looked, and she was looking at it as if she were observing an impressive specimen she found in the woods.

"Woahhh~...I know you said that it was quite big and was something that I wouldn't be able to handle, which made me think that it was going to be as long as a spatula or something." My mother said in a daze as she lightly grabbed the shaft and waved it around like it was a flag pole. "But who would've thought that in reality it would be bigger than my forearm and thicker than a water bottle...It would probably go farther than your knee if you let it hang down."