You Can Do Whatever You Want

"What? Who asked you not to moan, mom?" Her son asked with a flabbergasted look on her face. "Don't tell me it was one of your friends who spread misinformation to you again and told you that moaning wasn't allowed in bed?!"

"If it is, then I swear that I will drag her right into this bed and make her moan so hard that her husband, from the street over, hears her sweet whimpers!" 

Her son seemed like he was genuinely pissed at her friends, who were always messing up his time with his mother, and looked like he was really going to pull her friend all the way here to show her the night of her life if it really was her.