It's hard to be a man
When the boat reached the shore, the woman looked at Lin Wanrong and smiled slightly: "Little brother, are you calling me?"
"Master, sister, are you still up so late? How dare I disturb your Qing Dynasty. I called Xian'er. My husband is back, why didn't she come out to greet him?" Lin Wanrongtian said shamelessly.
An Biru giggled, as gorgeous as a flower, and glanced at him charmingly: "Xian'er?? She said during the day that she was going to find her husband, so I separated from her and came back alone. Why, you didn't see her ? Little rascal, I'm afraid you knew she wasn't here and deliberately caused trouble, so you came back to look for your sister, huh??"
An Biru stroked the hair beside her ears, her breasts stood erect, her eyes moved, and she looked forward to her posture, she was as beautiful as a fairy in Lingbo.
The nearly a thousand cavalrymen led by Hu Bugui were all strong men. They had never seen such a touching beauty before. Their eyes suddenly widened and they were confused by this woman.
Are you teasing my little brother? Lin Wanrong glanced around with disdain, and was greatly dissatisfied when he saw the lost look of the soldiers he led.
He was so damn unsure that he withdrew his gaze from the master's sister's beautiful body, winked at Hu Bugui, and said with a smile: "Sister, stop joking. I don't have the heart or the courage. Tonight. The moon is high, which is suitable for doing happy things. I want to ask Xian'er to go out to enjoy the moon. Xian'er, Xian'er??"
He took a step forward to get on the boat, but An Biru ducked and stood in front of him. The two of them were walking too fast and almost bumped into each other.
Sister An, with her plump breasts, winked at him and chuckled: "Brother Dong, Xian'er hasn't come back yet. You'd better go look for her elsewhere. I'm the only one on this boat. If you come up, we will be alone. For the inconvenience, it's better to wait until Xian'er comes back before boarding the ship. Then my sister will welcome you infinitely??"
Go against me? Big breasts are great. Lin Wanrong took his eyes away from her breasts bitterly, nodded and said: "Sister is right, it is really not convenient for us to be alone. However, if we are a group of men and only women, then... It's no longer a problem. Hu Bugui, this is my wife's master and my sister. You ask the brothers to keep an eye on her and no one is allowed to hurt her. Oh, ordinary swords can't hurt my master sister??"
As soon as he finished speaking, he passed An Biru and walked straight to the boat.
An Biru quickly moved a few steps. Hu Bugui and the cavalry archers behind him aimed all their arrows at An Biru.
Lin Wanrong waved his hand behind him, signaling everyone to relax. He looked at An Biru and said with a wry smile: "Sister Master, why is this necessary? We can live in harmony now. We got it with great difficulty, but don't do it because of irrelevant things. It ruins the atmosphere. Xian'er is your apprentice, and she is also my wife. I can't even love her, so how can I harm her? Don't worry and leave everything to me."
After he finished speaking, he sighed slightly, walked around An Biru, and walked towards the cabin.
An Biru moved a few times, wanting to stop him again, but seeing his firm eyes, she hesitated for a moment, then smiled helplessly and shook her head: "That's it. You two are playing games, but I'm getting involved. But Xian'er You also know her temper, don't scare her, otherwise I won't be able to spare you."
Did I scare her? Please, I can't beat the three of you, master and apprentice, how can I bully her. But it's okay to spank her little butt.
He walked to the middle of the cabin first, but saw no one. As he looked around, he saw some light coming from the bottom of the cabin. He went down the ladder and heard a woman talking inside.
"What, do you think this food is not good? From day to night, not even a drop of rice or water was touched? Miss Xiao, you are a famous beauty. If you become so hungry that you lose weight, I don't know how many people will feel sorry for you. , gurgling??"
Hearing this voice, Lin Wanrong felt happy, Amitabha, Bodhisattva bless her, it was indeed a good thing done by the little girl Xian'er. He didn't believe it before when Xian'er was said to be a witch. After today, he would be the first to not believe anyone who said she wasn't a witch.
Lin Wanrong looked inside and saw that the eldest lady and his wife were tied with ropes behind their backs and sitting on a low slump. They looked a little depressed, but they were in good spirits and did not seem to have suffered any inhuman torture. Xian'er was sitting on a chair, with a cup of steaming tea on the table. Na Nizi took a sip of tea with her bright red mouth and looked at the two people in front of her with a smile on her face.
"Witch, if you want to kill me, kill me. How can I, Xiao Yuruo, be afraid of you?" came the eldest lady's angry voice.
"Do you think I don't dare to kill you? I've killed enough people to fill this Xuanwu Lake." Qin Xian'er took out a sharp dagger and inserted it into the wooden wedge next to the eldest lady's ear with a swipe. He sneered: "What's the difficulty in killing you? But..."
She suddenly smiled charmingly: "It would be too boring to let you die so easily, and it would be too easy on you. Aren't you, Miss Xiao, very noble and arrogant? Today I will take off your clothes, Look how arrogant you are, geez??"
Qin Xian'er said that she was about to take action. The eldest lady was ashamed and angry and said: "Witch, what are you going to do?"
Lin Wanrong felt cold sweat on his forehead. She is indeed my wife. She acts unexpectedly and is unpredictable, just like me. But Xian'er wants to take off the eldest lady's clothes, which is very difficult for me. Should I jump out to rescue her now, or wait until she is naked? What if she strips off the eldest lady and then strips off the madam? I am a serious person, will I watch it or not when the time comes?
Anyway, it was two women fighting, and it was the kind of taking off clothes. He felt itchy, but he was not anxious anymore. Let them make trouble. At the critical moment, I will come like a god again, so that I can reflect my value.
"Girl, wait a minute!" Mrs. Xiao's voice rang urgently: "Please listen to me."
Qin Xianer chuckled: "Madam, will I stop if you tell me to?"
She tore open the eldest lady's sleeves with a swipe, revealing Xiao Yuruo's sparkling white wrists. The eldest lady screamed in shock.
Qin Xian'er snorted and said: "What's your name? Didn't I just tear off a piece of your sleeve? There is no man."
The man is here? The only man on this boat is my husband-in-law. Even if you give him a look, it will be an honor for you. You get a small advantage and behave well. "
This girl Xian'er is really invincible. Lin Wanrong smiled helplessly, but she was a little moved in her heart. Let's not say whether Xian'er did this right or wrong, but she defended herself without any utilitarianism. This deep affection makes it impossible to scold her. Men are all lower-body animals. It's too late to feel sorry for such a woman, so why would he be willing to scold her?
"Girl, if I remember correctly, neither Yuruo nor I know you, and my Xiao family has no grudge against you. I wonder why you kidnapped us here today? If it's for money, my Xiao family also It's a small gain but a small yield. As long as it's within my scope, we won't begrudge you anything."
"Silver money? Do your Xiao family have a lot of silver money?" Qin Xian'er smiled coldly, if he wanted to talk about silver money. The remaining money of the White Lotus Sect is enough for her and her master to enjoy for ten lifetimes.
"Did you earn the money of your Xiao family? If someone hadn't spent all their energy to help your Xiao family, how much money could you have earned with just two of you breaking your brains? Your Xiao family is so ignorant of praise. This girl has brought you here today. Not for gold, silver, or real estate, just to fight for a breath."
"A fight?" Mrs. Xiao asked in surprise: "Where did you start talking about this, girl? How did my Xiao family offend you?"
"Ask her." Qin Xianer pointed at Xiao Yuruo with her slender finger. She smiled sweetly and said: "Miss Xiao, have you tied the red thread that was cut off?"
"Is it you??" Xiao Yuruo's expression changed and she said angrily, "You're a witch from the White Lotus Sect??"
Qin Xian'er sneered and said, "So what if it's me? A witch is a witch, she is a hundred times better than an ungrateful person like you. Today I will teach you a lesson for my husband."
"Your husband-in-law?" The eldest lady recalled the scene on Su Qinglian's boat trip to Hangzhou, when the enchantress and Lin San fell into the water while flirting with each other. Her heart hurt, and she asked with hatred: "Is he your husband-in-law? He screamed like that It sounds nice, but I don't know where the charm comes from. After trying to seduce you, you call yourself someone else's wife. This is the first time I've seen such a shameless woman like you."
Qin Xian'er chuckled and said, "Why do you want to be so angry? My husband and I were matchmakers, and we made three bows and we became husband and wife. As a wife, why shouldn't I seduce my husband? I don't know whose family it is. This woman is so shameless and wants to tie up my husband with a red thread, tsk tsk, I really admire her shame??"
"You, you..." Xiao Yuruo said with both embarrassment and anger: "You vixen, he only has two lovers, Qiaoqiao and Miss Qingxuan, where did you come from to frame him up for being framed by a woman like you who claims to be his wife?"
Qin Xian'er smiled coldly: "It's true that sister Qiaoqiao is my husband's wife. I am the older one and she is the younger one. Who is Xiao Qingxuan's charming girl? Like you, she is not worthy of carrying my husband's shoes!"
Damn it, Xian'er, this girl, has even been separated into different sizes. She has never mentioned this before. But when it comes to the big one, Qingxuan should be the first to get started, followed by Qiaoqiao, and you are the last one. It's better for you, because you don't know how to be humble, so you gave yourself a big one first. Lin Wanrong laughed secretly.
Mrs. Xiao said: "Yuruo, who are you talking about?" Xiao Yuruo gritted her teeth and said: "Who else could it be? The most annoying person in the world! You witch, you, if you can, let me go..."
"What, do you want to fight? I will accompany you." Qin Xian'er snorted coldly, flashed the dagger, and cut the rope from the eldest lady's hand. She is highly skilled in martial arts, so she is naturally not afraid that a weak woman like the eldest lady will escape from her grasp.
"Yuruo, what are you doing?" Madam shouted urgently.
The eldest lady, however, seemed not to have heard her mother's words, and said to Qin Xian'er: "Devil, you kidnapped me in the past and almost killed me, and today you insult me like this...I, I won't live anymore." She said Thinking of the grievances in her heart, tears suddenly filled her eyes. She picked up a vase next to her and threw it at Qin Xianer.
Qin Xian'er dodged and jumped away, rolled up her sleeves and said, "Okay, I won't use my martial arts skills today. I will play with you to see who is better!"
I really want to fight. Lin Wanrong was shocked. Are savage girlfriends popular these days? Fighting at every turn? Not to mention Xian'er, the eldest lady, who has always been gentle and noble, did not hesitate to fight with fists and kicks. Damn, times are really different. It is completely beyond my imagination.
He secretly looked out and saw the eldest lady gently tapping her hands, her breasts rising and falling rapidly, and he was so excited that he couldn't speak. Qin Xian'er put her little hands on Ying Ying's waist, her beautiful figure was slim, and she looked at Xiao Yuruo with a sneer on her lips. Both women were equally beautiful, with a little blush on their jade-like cheeks. Standing together, like lotus flowers side by side, it is impossible to tell who is more beautiful.
***, Lin Wanrong let out a sigh of relief. These two chicks are so seductive even when they fight. Should I continue to peek, or should I jump out and save the two beauties?
While he was talking, he felt his ears warm, and a fragrance like orchid and musk entered his nostrils. A charming female voice said: "Brother Dong, what are you hiding here and looking at?"
The sound was neither loud nor quiet, but it happened to be heard by everyone in the cabin. Lin Wanrong was startled, and seeing that he could no longer hide, he had to stand up obediently, secretly hating this vixen. It's specifically to harm me.
"I didn't see anything. Go on, you two. Call me when you're done." He turned around and ran away. The situation before me was really embarrassing. This Sister An deliberately made me embarrassed. He was thinking about retreating, but his eyes were scanning Sister An's chest fiercely.
When Qin Xianer turned around and saw Lin Wanrong, she rushed over like a gust of wind and said softly: "Ms. sir, are you back?"
When the eldest lady saw him, her eyes turned red, but she held it back firmly, clenched her fists, looked at him and said: "You. You, it turns out you asked her to kidnap me. I, I hate you to death?" ?" She couldn't say any more and turned her head to prevent him from seeing the tears in the corners of her eyes.
Damn it, no one is more unjust than me, but Xian'er is my wife, and I will bear the full responsibility for what she did. He sighed and said nothing.
"My lord, look, I have invited the eldest lady named Xiao here, and by the way, I have also invited Mrs. Xiao's wife. The way this young lady named Xiao treated you yesterday, I will make a decision today."
I want to avenge you. "Qin Xian'er hugged his arm and hummed.
Lin Wanrong smiled bitterly, he was really invited! Are you avenging me? You are making things difficult for me. "Xian'er, let them go." He said helplessly.
"Let her go? Why? My husband, I won't let this woman do what she did to you yesterday..." Qin Xianer pouted.
"Let it go!" Lin Wanrong was upset and said with a straight face.
"Don't let it go? You have to let it go yourself!" Qin Xian'er's eyes were slightly red, and she rushed out with a swipe, so fast that even An Biru was almost knocked down by her.
This girl is really deadly. Lin Wanrong walked over and said: "Madam is frightened. What happened today was an accident. I will send someone to take you two back."
Before Mrs. Xiao could speak, the eldest lady had already sneered and said: "Unexpected, really surprising. The witch who kidnapped us turned out to be your wife, my wife, haha..."
The eldest lady's tears fell down, but her smile was nowhere to be seen. Damn it, I mess with whoever I want to do, and do all these unflattering things. It's so fucking annoying, so annoying. Lin Wanrong waved his hand and said: "Whatever you think, my *** has never been a good person anyway??"
The eldest lady couldn't help but burst into tears when she saw his appearance. She rushed out and said, "I hate you, I hate you..."
Lin Wanrong grabbed her sleeve and roared: "You hate me, what do you hate me for, what the hell did I do wrong, what do you hate me for?"
"I just hate you, I hate you to death..." The eldest lady bit down hard on his arm and ran out with tears streaming down her face.
Looking at the bloody tooth marks, Lin Wanrong smiled bitterly and said: "Sister, have you seen enough? If you have seen enough, go out and help. I am tired enough today."
An Biru looked at him meaningfully and sighed: "Being a man is quite difficult!"
I have known you for such a long time, and this is the most touching sentence to his ears. He smiled gratefully, and if he hadn't been worried that Mrs. Xiao was still around, he would have really wanted to put Master Sister in his arms and give her a good kiss.
He stepped forward and untied Madam Xiao's rope. Madam Xiao said worriedly: "Lin San, what's going on between you and Yuruo? The trouble got so out of control yesterday, what happened today? You Come back home with me quickly."
Lin Wanrong sighed: "Madam, the eldest lady and I have a bad temper. It's better to separate for a while and calm down. It will be good for everyone."
Mrs. Xiao smiled and said: "You young people, why do you have such discordant personalities and make excuses to make people laugh? I didn't know each other when we got married, but we still treat each other like guests after we got married? Just say a few words, then All misunderstandings have been resolved."
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Can it be compared? Not the same thing! Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "That's why Madam can always be so beautiful and young, no one can compare with her!"
"Poor talk!" Madam shook her head and smiled. After walking a few steps: "Since you don't want to go back now, then wait a few days and I will send someone to invite you. By the way, is the woman just now really your wife?"
"Yes." Lin Wanrong said without hesitation.
The lady sighed and stopped talking. Pinpin Nana walked out. When he got off the boat, he saw that Hu Bugui had already prepared two small sedan chairs. When he saw Lin Wanrong getting off the boat, he hurriedly came over to report: "General Lin, Miss Xiao is already in the sedan chair."
The eldest lady's curtains were hung low, and there was no movement inside. She probably was still crying in the sedan chair. Lin Wanrong shook his head helplessly, why are you crying? The one who deserves to cry the most is me.
The lady got into the sedan, nodded and smiled at the officers and soldiers outside, and said, "Thank you, generals."
Madam, she still has the style of everyone, Lin Wanrong sighed. Suddenly I remembered Xu Wei's words that whoever kidnapped Mrs. Xiao would be punished by the nine tribes, and I was suddenly frightened. It was Xian'er who tied up Madam. And Xian'er is my wife. If Lao Xu is serious about this, wouldn't he be killed as well? joke!
Lin Wanrong said to Hu Bugui: "Brother Hu, go back and report to Mr. Xu. What happened today was a misunderstanding???"
"There is indeed a misunderstanding. Yuruo and I just came to the lake to play." The lady looked at Lin Wanrong with a smile and said.
Lin Wanrong gave a thumbs up. Madam is just madam, she is sensible and understands human feelings, I give you a thumbs up! I hope the eldest lady will one day become a lady.
Watching the eldest lady and his wife leave in the sedan chair, Lin Wanrong turned around and almost bumped into a plump and delicate body.
"Sister, you are a cat, do you walk silently?" Lin Wanrong said with his heart pounding, and he leaned forward, getting a little closer to his sister's breasts.
An Biru giggled and stepped back a few steps: "Let me take a look. Which one of these madam and young lady do you have your eye on?"
"Sister, please don't joke." Lin Wanrong said seriously: "I am innocent, whiter than snowflakes."
An Biru's face changed, and she said coldly: "Innocent? I think you have even forgotten your own wife for this point of innocence, right? What do you think Xian'er can't do to you? Today she pulled her for your sake. I kidnapped the mother and daughter together, and deliberately placed them on the boat so that you could easily find them, why is that?"
"Why?" Lin Wanrong asked puzzled.
"You, you claim to be smart in vain??" An Biru gently pointed at his forehead and said: "Xian'er saw how depressed you were last night and felt worried. Today, he deliberately captured these two people. , and let you see her teasing them, just to untie your knot and stop you from worrying about the Xiao family, why don't you understand!"
Sigh, this method is really strange. Lin Wanrong stepped onto the boat and searched around, only to see Xian'er sitting on the bow of the boat, with two slender legs hanging outside the hull, banging hard, and Lao Gao with a small mouth, humming. What.
"Hey, where did the fairy descend into the mortal world?" Lin Wanrong asked in surprise.
Qin Xian'er looked happy, then snorted and turned her head. Lin Wanrong sat next to her and said with a smile: "Beautiful fairy, please say something??"
"Don't tell me!" Xian'er said.
"If you don't tell me, then I will forcefully hug the fairy. Come on, be good, let me give you a hug..."
"I hate it, I forcefully hug you??" Xian'er turned around, hugged his waist tightly, and pressed her face against his chest, but her delicate body trembled sharply.
Shaking, tears stained her cheeks. "My dear, stop crying. My husband loves you so much!" Lin Wanrong patted her on the shoulder and said.
"Then you are still scolding me in front of that woman? My husband, Xian'er feels uncomfortable, wuwu??"
Lin Wanrong patted her face gently, wiped away the tears on her face and said: "Silly girl, I scold you just because I hurt you. We are husband and wife. The more we scold, the closer we are and the more we like you. Look, then Miss Xiao, if you want me to scold you, I won't scold you! Why? She's not qualified enough, she's several levels behind my precious Xian'er!"
Only a crazy girl like Xian'er would believe his words. Xian'er raised her beautiful cheek covered with tears and said blankly: "Mr., are you telling the truth?"
"Really." Lin Wanrong said seriously: "It's more real than gold and silver."
Qin Xianer burst into tears and smiled, threw herself into his arms and said, "Ms. sir, you are so kind! Then you can scold Xianer as much as you like from now on, and you can also hit Xianer."
Sweat, this request was too special. Lin Wanrong raised her round chin frivolously, pecked her cherry little mouth, and said with a smile: "Just be a good boy, how can I give up? Just hit her once a week!"
"Disgusting!" Qin Xian'er snuggled into her husband's arms and acted coquettishly, and suddenly said: "My husband, have you ever liked Miss Xiao?"
"No, absolutely not! This is the truth, just as true as what I just said to you." Lin Wanrong immediately said solemnly.
"Yes." Qin Xian'er nodded lightly and said, "That puts me at ease. My husband, will you marry her in the future?"
"What??" Lin Wanrong almost fell off the bow of the boat. Could it be that I am really old? I am completely confused about what these girls are thinking now!
"This is not good. I am a very serious person. I will never bring anyone without feelings into my home. If I do this, how can I be right with you, how can I be right with Qiaoqiao, how can I be right with Su Xuan, how can I be right with you? That's right, then who is that?"
Seeing his open-mouthed look, Qin Xian'er couldn't help but giggle. She squirmed in his arms and said, "My husband, I want you to marry this Miss Xiao just to torture her. You marry her." As my concubine, I assigned her to my room and didn't want you to consummate the marriage with her. So I thought of ways to manipulate her every day, haha, isn't it interesting?"
Interesting, really interesting? Lin Wanrong's face turned pale. This girl must have had such thoughts for more than a day or two. Could it be that she was planning on Qiaoqiao, Qingxuan, and the second young lady to follow this, which would not cost anyone's life.
Xian'er saw his face and tried hard not to laugh. Lin Wanrong's eyes fell on Xian'er's face. Seeing how hard this little girl was holding back her laughter, he suddenly realized that this girl was deliberately making fun of me.
"Okay, then I'll give you a favor first, Xian'er, take off all your clothes..."
"What, are you reconciled as before?" An Biru came from behind, sat next to Lin Wanrong, and asked with a smile.
"Master??" Xian'er's face turned red and she hurriedly sat up in her husband's arms.
"General Lin, little brother, you are really speechless. When women in the world encounter you, they have encountered a demonic obstacle. Not many can escape your grasp." An Biru sighed.
"Sister, eavesdropping is not a good habit." Lin Wanrong smiled coquettishly, calling me like a woman killer. I don't know if you, sister, can escape this evil obstacle of mine.
An Biru smiled slightly and said nothing.
Lin Wanrong yawned and said, "Xian'er, I want to hug you!"
"Um!"
"Sister, I want to hug you!"
"Um!"
Lin Wanrong put his left hand around Xian'er, and his right hand was about to wrap around An Biru's thin waist. He saw Sister An grinning, and a cold edge appeared in her palm, ready to stab her.
Lin Wanrong's expression suddenly changed, he retracted his hand, and said seriously: "Saorui, Saorui, I almost hugged you by mistake. Sister, this is just my habitual words and actions, it doesn't mean that I will really hug you... Look, Didn't I ask for your opinion beforehand?"
An Biru gave him a wink, but General Lin's heart was filled with chills. No wonder Xian'er doesn't blame me for being frivolous about her master. It turns out that the man in this world who can be frivolous about my sister has not been born yet.
While he was thinking, he suddenly heard a sharp roar coming from the Qintan River in the distance, and a rocket soared into the sky. Lin Wanrong's expression changed: "I'm taking action, I'm finally taking action..."