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"Borrow a cannon? Okay!" Mr. Lin said happily: "I have two with me, one big and one small. Which one do you want?!"

 "Carry it with you?!" Lu Dongzan and Ashle looked at each other. Can a cannon be carried with you? How advanced has Dahua's technological level been?

 "Sir, can I borrow the cannon you carry with you to take a look?!" Lu Dongzan looked Lin Wanrong up and down and said cautiously.

 "A small cannon? This is it. You two have also seen it." Mr. Lin raised his musket and said: "This is called a hand-held cannon. It is the latest product jointly developed by Dahua and Xiyang. It is estimated that it will be assembled in a few years. Our cavalry and infantry."

 Lu Dongzan and Asile have dealt with Mr. Lin several times. Listening to his words, they are like clouds floating in the sky. They don't know which words are true and which words are false. However, this musket has exquisite structure and exquisite workmanship. , you will know at a glance that it is not an ordinary product. Could it be that, as Mr. Lin said, Dahua has developed the latest handheld firearm?

 "Mr. Lin, what about the other cannon? Is it on your possession too?!" Ashler asked hurriedly.

 Master Lin chuckled: "The other one is called the big cannon, and of course it's on me. This cannon is a natural artifact, majestic in shape, and boundless in power. It once blasted twelve virgins in one night without losing its firepower. How about it? It's awesome, right?" Mr. Lin glanced at the barbarian women who were wearing scantily clad clothes and posing, and nodded: "But you Turkic women are big in body, and you grew up riding horses. This cannon of mine has to deal with twelve It will probably be a little difficult to bring down ten of them, no problem."

 The more the two of them listened, the more confused they became. Mr. Lin's cannon was going to hit virgins at one moment, and hit the beauties at the next. What kind of powerful thing was it?

 Seeing the confused eyes of these two people. Lin Wanrong laughed loudly and gave the two of them a dirty look: "Brother, Brother Lu, speaking of this cannon, you actually have one too, but it's just a small one. I have an enlarged caliber one. It makes all the women in the world become frightened and turn around."

 Only then did the two Turks understand what the cannon Master Lin was talking about was. He was simply a gentle scum, worse than a beast. Such a person could be the deputy minister of the Ministry of Personnel of Dahua. This shows how far Dahua has declined.

 The two of them felt happy and sad at the same time. Ashler laughed and said: "Sir, you really have a wonderful idea, and I admire it. But what I want to borrow from you is the kind of artillery that was displayed on the martial arts field that day, with huge power and light structure. "

 Master Lin lowered his face and said nothing. Ashler immediately continued: "Your Excellency is young and energetic, with fierce firepower. These Turkic beauties like me can just relieve your anger. You guys -" He pointed at several dancing barbarian women in the field, There was a burst of chatter, and Mr. Lin's head was filled with smoke. Damn it, what kind of bird language is this? English is not like English, and French is not French.

 Lu Dongzan knew that he didn't understand, so he automatically translated: "Ashile said, let them serve Master Lin well. Master Lin feels comfortable. When he returns home, he will report to Vijia Khan and promote them to their parents and brothers."

 As soon as the words fell, the effect was immediate. Several foreign women clung to him like candies that couldn't be taken off. They twisted their waists next to Mr. Lin and rubbed their plump chests and round buttocks against his body. Ashile and Lu Dongzan also swallowed secretly when they saw it. Suddenly, the heat in the big tent was extremely hot, and the temperature rose several degrees in an instant.

 Turkic women have really good figures. If you do a chest press, wow, I feel so good. Mr. Lin's hands vigorously groped the Hu girl's body, stretched straight down the silky satin into the robe, held the snow-white thigh, and squeezed hard, the Hu girl snorted, like a Persian who had lacked sleep. Captivating like a cat.

 Seeing Master Lin being so bold and unrestrained, Ashile and Lu Dongzan felt inferior. Ashler swallowed and said: "Sir, we just mentioned to you about borrowing cannons, look at-"

 Master Lin narrowed his eyes, touched the chest of a bearded girl, and said with a smile: "Brother, I'm afraid you have picked the wrong person for this matter. I am just a deputy minister of the Ministry of Personnel who has not yet taken office, a small official as big as sesame seeds and mung beans. , I'm still being ignored. For things like borrowing cannons, you should go to the military camp. Don't you know anyone? Let me introduce you to General Dahua, do you know him? He is in charge of the frontier army. He has plenty of the red cannons you want, just go to him. Give him some sweaty horses and some beauties, and the road will be clear. "

 Ashle smiled coquettishly: "Master Lin, you are joking. General Li Tai has been at war with our Turks for many years. How could we not know each other? If we could go through his route, we wouldn't have to come to you."

 Lin Wanrong snorted in his heart. These Turks were not idiots. They knew that the biggest threat to them from Dahua was the red cannon. The previous red cannons were bulky, heavy, extremely inconvenient to move, and had limited power against Turks. But things are different now. Xu Wei got Lin Wanrong's advice and sent people to learn artillery technology on a French armored ship. After improvements by experts like Xu Zhiqing, he not only shot farther, but also hit more accurately. The power of the artillery was greatly improved, and even The size has also been reduced a lot, and only two horses can easily drag it away. The Turks are also very knowledgeable. They know that artillery poses the greatest threat to them, so they try their best to get one and study it. It's just that the number of newly improved cannons is not very large, and they are controlled by Li Tai personally and are strictly prohibited from leaking, so they have been unable to succeed.

 "Brother, what do you want the cannon for? Don't you Turks conquer the world by riding horses? The heavy cannon can't be pulled by two horses, so it's useless for you to take it back!" Lin Wanrong laughed.

 Lu Dongzan's eyes flashed, and he nodded and said: "Master Lin is right, we Turks are a horseback nation, and this artillery is indeed of little use to us. But we have been wandering around the capital these days with nothing to do. It happened that Ashler told me about Mr. Lin's invitation to watch the artillery demonstration. We brothers were all interested, so we wanted to get an artillery to shoot for fun. Besides, there are many rabbits and wild wolves on the mountain, so we can shoot them. Just play with a few. As Mr. Lin said, the artillery is too heavy to be pulled by two horses, so you don't have to worry about us pulling it away. We will return it to you after we play with it for a few days. To show our sincerity, Ashler specially prepared four Turkic beauties and dedicated them to you.

 What kind of person is Lin Wanrong? He is an ancestor who plays tricks and tricks. Seeing Ashler's eyes twinkling, he knew that he must have another agenda. Mr. Lin laughed and said: "It turns out that you two want to borrow the cannon for hunting. It's really a wonderful idea. But as I said just now, I am a soft-spoken person. There is nothing I can do!"

 Lu Dongzan shook his head and said: "My lord, you are too humble. When you led the troops to annihilate the White Lotus Sect in Shandong, your artillery did a great job and gained great prestige in the army. As long as you speak, there is nothing you can't do."

 Damn it, the Hu people are really planning things, and they even found out about these things. Seeing the eager eyes of Asile and Lu Dongzan, one can imagine how they felt about getting the artillery. Lin Wanrong sighed in embarrassment and said: "Brothers, you don't know something. Although I have many buddies in the army, It's okay to have a good relationship. But now the cannons in the Shenji Camp are all controlled by Li Tai. As you all know, this old man is cautious and cautious. He has to personally order a certain number of cannons every day before he is willing to go to sleep. Even if I want to help, I will help. Not on."

 Ashle and Lu Dongzan looked at each other, not expecting that Mr. Lin looked greedy and lustful on the outside. At a critical moment, he suddenly became principled. It seems that he still didn't put in enough effort. The two looked at each other. Ashler gritted his teeth, took out a small cloth bag from his arms and said, "Mr. Lin, let me ask you to see something."

 The small bag was not big and weighed very little, so it was hard to tell what was inside. Ashile, however, took it out carefully as if he were protecting a treasure, and showed it in front of Lin Wanrong.

 A faint pungent smell came, with a peculiar fragrance in the bitterness, which was exciting. Lin Wanrong closed his eyes and sniffed hard. The smell seemed familiar and yet strange.

 "Sir, this is a good thing." Ashler licked his lips, a greedy light flashed in his eyes, as if what he was holding was a handful of golden gold. Even the calm Lu Dongzan's eyes were wide open. The light stared motionlessly at the small bag.

 Ashler took a small pot without water and slowly poured the contents into the small bag. Lin Wanrong could see clearly that it was a handful of withered yellow leaves, cut into thin strips, which smelled faintly. The smell became stronger and stronger.

 Without waiting for Lin Wanrong to take a closer look, Ashler put the lid on the pot, smiled mysteriously at Lin Wanrong, took a spark from the torch next to him, burned a piece of hay, and quickly threw it into the pot. After a while, a piece of hay was thrown into the pot. A faint stream of smoke slowly spurted out from the long and narrow mouth of the pot, and a familiar smell hit your face.

 This, what is this? Master Lin took a deep breath and his expression gradually became serious.

 When Ashle and Lu Dongzan saw the light smoke rising, they immediately looked happy. They hurriedly put their nostrils to the spout and took a deep breath. Then they raised their heads together and took a long breath. They looked extremely carefree. Feel free, as if you were a god in the sky.

 "Mr. Lin, come and take a sip." Ashler hurriedly handed the small pot to Lin Wanrong and said diligently.

 Lin Wanrong took the small pot, his face sank into the water, and he squeezed the small pot so tightly that he couldn't even feel the hot pain in his hand. Weird things happen every year, but this year there are so many. How can things that are not even available in Dahua appear in the hands of Turks?

 He took a deep breath into the spout, and a hot and intense feeling made his nose sore, and he couldn't help coughing twice. Ashler and Lu Dongzan laughed, glanced at him, and said proudly: "Mr. Lin, what do you think?"

 Lin Wanrong held the small pot, was silent for a while, and said solemnly: "Brother, Brother Lu, where did this thing come from?!"

 When the two of them saw that he didn't ask the name of the thing, but asked about its origin first, they were both a little surprised. Could it be that this magical deputy minister of the Ministry of Personnel had seen this thing before? That would be amazing!

 The two looked at each other, and Lu Dong praised: "Mr. Lin, have you seen this spicy nose grass before?"

 "What kind of grass?!" Mr. Lin asked loudly with his eyes wide open.

 "Spicy nose grass!" Lu Dongzan saw Mr. Lin's expression and said with a smile: "Oh, the name spicy nose grass. You must have never heard of it. This is our Turkic language. You Dahua must not have such a name. Spicy Nose Grass. This Spicy Nose Grass grows naturally on the edge of the desert south of our Turks, but the number is very small, and our warriors and war horses are injured. When we got sick, sometimes we were so sick that we couldn't even walk steadily, we would blow the smoke of spicy nose grass into the nasal cavity, so that the disease would be cured. Over time, everyone became addicted and liked it more and more. The smell of spicy nose grass. But this kind of spicy nose grass is not easy to grow. I can only find two to three kilograms of it in Turks every year. It is true that I was eradicating Tiele five years ago. , the trophy given to me by the Great Khan, has been treasured to this day. Mr. Lin, try it again, I guarantee you will like spicy nose grass. "

 "Spicy nose grass, spicy nose grass." Lin Wanrong murmured twice, and suddenly laughed and said: "Okay, okay, what a spicy nose grass. You Turks are indeed rich in products. But you two remember, from now on you will only You can call it spicy grass, but you can't call it tobacco, otherwise, I'll be done with you."

 "Sir, what does tobacco mean?" Lu Dongzan asked doubtfully.

 "Tobacco is just a smoking grass. It doesn't taste as good as your spicy nose." Lin Wanrong smiled and said: "Brother, I think you are too stingy. You just ordered the spicy grass and finished it in three or two puffs. "

 Seeing that Master Lin's interest was even higher than touching a woman's thigh, the two of them suddenly felt that something was going on. Ashler gritted his teeth and grabbed another handful of spicy nose grass from the small bag. Just as he was about to pack it, he saw Master Lin reaching out and grabbing the small bag. He said with a smile: "Why are you so polite? Give it to me together." That's all. For small things like dividing bags, I can just go back and find a few people to take care of it."

 I have never seen such a shameless person before. It was a miracle that Dahua found such a person to be an official. Seeing Master Lin unceremoniously putting the spicy nose grass into his pocket, Ashler's heart was bleeding, and the muscles on his face twitched a few times, but he had to put on a smile and said: "Although this spicy nose grass is extremely precious, But since the Lord likes it, Ashler should give it to him with both hands. It's just the matter of borrowing the cannon——"

 Master Lin accepted the gift, his chest clapped loudly, and he laughed loudly and said: "No problem, let alone cannons, I can even get you a plane. Brother Lu, I have one more thing to ask you. "

 Seeing Master Lin readily agreeing, the two of them were overjoyed. Lu Dongzan hurriedly said: "Master Lin, if you have anything to say, please tell me. Lu Dongzan will definitely tell you everything you know."

 Master Lin chuckled: "Brother Lu, you are knowledgeable and must be able to write."

 "That's natural." Lu Dongzan said with a smile: "I won't speak Turkic characters. I can even write a lot in Chinese."

 "Wow, I didn't expect Brother Lu to be so capable that he could even write my Chinese characters!" Mr. Lin clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Brother Lu, can you draw me the national border between your country and ours? Alas, the recent book I read so much that I even forgot where the national border is. I'm so ashamed!"

 Damn it, is this person still shameless? ! Ashler was robbed of spicy nose grass by Master Lin, which was like cutting off half a pound of flesh from his body. Master Lin didn't like it no matter how he looked at it.

 "This is easy!" Lu Dongzan said with a smile, took a piece of burned charcoal from the tent and started drawing on the carpet in the big tent.

 "Sir, please see, this is Ulan-Ude, this is Irkutsk, and between them is Lake Baikal. This place originally belonged to Tiele and Khitan. Later, these two tribes were destroyed by our people. This area is ours. To the south are the Selenge River and Checherleg, which we took after destroying the Uighurs. They run east to west along the Jinshan (Altai Mountains) mountain range and reach Ust-Kut in the north. They are our Turkic territories. If there is a boundary between your country and our country, that boundary is currently here. We call it Barkol, and you call it Yiwu." Lu Zhaozan was indeed a Turkic national master. He drew the map and reached out. In just a few minutes, the spheres of influence of Turks and Dahua were marked on the map.

 Mr. Lin heard this, and shook his head and said: "What a pervert, what a car, and what pants, these names are really good. Brother Lu, you Turks are really cultured."

 Lu Dongzan nodded and said with a smile: "That's natural. Our Turkic land spans the two extreme areas of desert and grassland, and there are many nomadic peoples. Tiele and Khitan alone were originally stronger than us. If I

How could the Turks occupy such a large area and make all ethnic groups surrender if they had no real abilities? "[Heavenly Kiss Hand Beat]

 Surrender? Surrender, who are you bluffing? Ethnic issues are the most difficult to deal with. When they rebel, it will be easier for you. Master Lin nodded and praised: "If you have the ability, you really have the ability. Brother Lu, is this the Jinzi Mountain you mentioned?"

 "It's not Jinzi Mountain, it's Jinshan." Lu Dongzan corrected.

 "Brother Lu is very knowledgeable. If I remember correctly, this Jinshan Mountain seems to belong to me, Dahua." Mr. Lin said with a smile, "You dare to fool me with your aquiline nose. "The Jinshan Mountain in Beijing" I grew up Sing loudly, when will it be your Turks' turn to occupy Jinshan?

 Lu Dongzan saw that he was completely confused about the geographical location of Dahua and Turks. He originally thought that he was a blind man and sneered at him. But when he heard him say that Jinshan belonged to Dahua, he couldn't help but feel shocked. Turks and Dahua have been at war with each other for many years. It was roughly bounded by the Jinshan Mountains. It was not until the Turks eliminated other forces in the north in recent years that they broke through the Jinshan Mountains and invaded the Yiwu and Ejina lines. This guy immediately said that Jinshan belonged to Dahua. It seemed that he was not without some common sense.

 "Well, it's normal for the two countries to have interactions with each other during disputes." Ludong praised.

 "We have contact with each other?!" Mr. Lin chuckled: "Oh, by the way, Brother Lu, where does that spicy nose grass of yours grow?"

 "Between Khovd and Altai, this is the location!" Lu Dongzan pointed at the map and asked curiously: "Mr. Lin, why do you ask this?"

 "Oh, it's nothing. Maybe one day I will come to Khovd and interact with you." Mr. Lin smiled and said in a non-serious manner.

 "Welcome, welcome, welcome Mr. Lin to be our guest in Kobdo." Ashler gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Mr. Lin, look at the cannon -"

 "Well, it's all up to me. I'll let you know when I'm done. It will take a while for Li Sheng and the others to develop it -" Master Lin said to himself.

 "Sir, what research and development?" Ashler asked confused.

 "Oh, I mean, I'll get the latest cannon and give it to you so that you can enjoy hunting. As long as you don't shoot at our palace then." Mr. Lin smiled but said nothing. The two Turkic envoys were frightened.

 Both Ashile and Lu Dongzan had a strange feeling. Mr. Lin entered the Turkic camp as casually as if he were at home. He ate what he should eat, touched what he should touch, and took what he should take without any politeness. They had all been taken over by him, but neither of them could keep up with what he promised. Who is playing with whom? The two of them became confused together.

 As the sun set, Mr. Lin burped, touched the chest of a charming Hu girl, and then rode away with the "Spicy Nose Grass" that Ashler regarded as life.

 "Shameless! Shameless! Dirty rabbit shit!" Looking at Mr. Lin's handsome back, Ashler could no longer hold back his anger. He drew out his saber with a clatter and shouted loudly: "Lu Dongzan, I really want to chop him with a knife. Got him!"

 Lu Dongzan said seriously: "Ashile, don't be impulsive. Did he not want the woman you gave him?"

 Ashler snorted: "I don't want it, I don't want it, but he has all the advantages of kissing and touching me. These are all concubines in my account!"

 "This person is not simple!! Ashile, I hope you and I won't make the mistake!" Lu Dongzan said softly: "He is not simple. If we go to the battlefield one day, I will definitely kill this kid first." Ashler He groaned and said, "Lu Dongzan, do we want to continue contacting each other on the other side?"

 "Yes! And we must hurry up! We must be quick!" Looking at Lin Wanrong's retreating back, Lu Dongzan sighed softly: "I have an ominous premonition that this Lin San will be a big trouble for us!"