7. He who digs out his heart

[ Congratulations You have become a member of the Dimensional Group Chat ]

Hearing the notification In his mind , Madara frowned a little.

He was woken up from his deep slumber , when a blue light screen materialised in his vision asking him whether he wished to join a chat group.

Out of curiosity he agreed and thus he could open his eyes to observe the surrounding, and he could see souls of many people floating around him in a suspended state.

He tried to move his body and speak but was unable , so after trying for a while Madara gave up exasperated.

He turned his attention to the chat because that was the only thing that might quench his boredom. He already knew all of the function because when he accepted to join , the information was directly sent to him.

The Dimensional Chat Group connects Myriad worlds and the group members can upload their abilities and memories in exchange for points and use these points to buy some stuff from the group chat store or exchange for other people's abilities or memories.

Madara turned his attention towards the group chat and sent a simple message.

Hashirama's Little Princess: ?

Black-Bellied Utako: ( ⊙ꇴ⊙ ) The new comer has spoken!!

Group Leader: I saw it (￢з￢)

Black-Bellied Utako: Then why aren't you saying anything (º～º)

Group Leader: Ahem Since you joined our chat group then just consider every member here as your own. But first , you should introduce yourself to everyone (･ω･)b

Hashirama's Little Princess: Huh ?

Group Leader: Yes introduce yourself ( ๑˘ω˘ ), it will allow you to integrate yourself better into the group. It's pretty simple actually, just briefly summarise some details about yourself like Name , age , occupation, hobbies, whether you have a partner and your orientation (*/ω＼)

Black-Bellied Utako: Orientation

(｀◎△◎)!?

Group Leader: Utaha-chan did you say something Ψ(`_´ # )↝

Black-Bellied Utako: Nothing ◑.◑

Utaha at first felt that it was a bit too much to ask someone about their orientation but after thinking about it she felt that although it was a bit bad it was really interesting.

Group Leader: So friend, come on go ahead（;￣︶￣） (￣︶￣;)

Hairspray Man: Group Leader-san isn't it better to add personal life goals along with the self introduction?

Group Leader: Absolutely! Ahem! I mean yes that would be wonderful.

Pffttt~

Yuu was laughing his ass off in his office , it seems A-san also wants to have some fun.

What is Uchiha Madara's goal in life ? Aizen who has seen his memories about the shinobi world surely knows it , but making him say that in the group chat is kind of like an inside joke.

Black-Bellied Utako: Yes! I also feel it's good

???

For some reason Madara felt a very a strange feeling from these people's words.

He couldn't put a finger on it, as to what it was. It wasn't malice , he felt like they were a little too expectant of his self introduction and it felt like they were expecting something from him.

He didn't understand this feeling , as what could they be expecting from him?

How strange? Madara frowned a little and contemplated a little before answering.

Hashirama's Little Princess: My name is Uchiha Madara , I am not clear about my age, My occupation should be a shinobi , I don't have any particular hobbies. As for my dislikes, I don't like being around stupid people.

Group Leader: And? (¬ -̮ ¬)

Black-Bellied Utako: Your introduction was too basic! You didnt even say anything interesting like whether you have a partner or what is their name , your orientation and life goals!

Madara was bit taken aback that they were not surprised by his name , but after thinking about it for a bit it should be normal.

Since they were not from this world they shouldn't have heard his name , Madara was fairly confident that anyone from the elemental nations should have heard his name.

Hashirama's Little Princess: I don't have a partner and my orientation is normal! As for my goal in life...Is to bring everlasting peace to my world.

Black-Bellied Utako: What kind of normal answer is that? (╯=▃= )╯︵┻━┻

Utaha was feeling very disappointed that she didn't get the answer that she was looking for.

Hashirama's Little Princess: ?

Group Leader: What she means is ... Whatever is normal in your eyes may not be normal for others, So please answer clearly new member. Is your preference Male or Female ?

Hashirama's Little Princess: Is there something wrong with you?

Group Leader: Something wrong? I don't think so Madara-san , it's considered a normal gesture.

Hashirama's Little Princess: Do you call this a normal gesture ?

Madara's eyebrows would be twitching if he could move his body, thats how annoyed he was.

Asking someone you just met about their Sexual orientation, is this normal human behaviour. Could it be that the people in other worlds were just that shameless? Or was he the abnormal one in this group and whatever they were doing was normal ?

But suddenly Madara felt baffled when he saw the next message.

Group Leader: Nee Nee ~ Madara-san , The name Hashirama doesn't sound like a woman does it?

Hashirama's Little Princess: Where did you hear that name from?? Are you also from the Shinobi world?

Group Leader: I swear in the name of my ancestor that I am not from the Shinobi world! If I am lying let my ancestors grave be struck my lightning!

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