I'm undercover
The catfish monster has a big belly, its skin is wrinkled like tree bark, and there are two tentacles hanging from the corners of its mouth. It looks as wretched as it needs to be.
However, he still relies on his strength and good looks to pick up girls, which is really admirable.
Ye Shu clapped his hands and praised: "You are worthy of being the king of the river. Brother, I admire you very much. Goodbye."
Ye Shu left, and the catfish monster grabbed him: "Brother, I see that you are very experienced in picking up girls. There is no other way but to give you demon crystals to give me some advice."
The catfish monster is in the period of estrus in his youth and wants to go crazy with goblins. Unfortunately, he is rejected by goblins every time he comes to the market. He doesn't know how depressed he is. Now that he meets Ye Shu, he seems to be a bit troublesome, so naturally he can't let him run away.
Ye Shu felt a pain in his balls. The King of the River had such a personality that Yao Jing couldn't help but think about it. What could he do?
He rolled his eyes and stared at the two black, long and thick tentacles of the catfish monster: "Brother, fairies all look like humans. They don't like weird-looking ones. Can you pull out these two tentacles?" Drop first"
"Why pull out the tentacles? This is a symbol of my status as the king of the river. How can I pull them out?"
"Is it more important to have tentacles or to reproduce offspring?"
Ye Shu squinted and said, the catfish monster fell into painful contemplation. After a moment, he took a breath with a forlorn expression, as if sucking snot, and sucked back the tentacles.
Ye Shu's eyes twitched, why are you in so much pain if you can retract the tentacles?
"Okay, now that the tentacles are gone, you look much more handsome. And you have a big belly, can you retract it too?"
Ye Shu said again, and the catfish monster shouted: "You have to shrink your belly even though it is a symbol of my strength as the King of the River. How can I shrink it?"
"Is it more important to have a belly or to have offspring?"
After a while, the catfish monster still shrank its belly, making it look like it had shrunk.
"Not bad, not bad, you're pretty good. The last step is, can you do some skin polishing, just to beautify your face? Your catfish skin is too thick and dry, and fairies like it a bit tenderer."
Ye Shu said enthusiastically, it was quite interesting to see a huge and ugly catfish transform.
The catfish monster sighed deeply and accepted his fate: "You are right, now the fairies like sissies, it's time for me to give up my dignity."
He was quite emotional, which made Ye Shu laugh inwardly and asked him to hurry up and beautify his face.
The catfish monster squirmed all over its body, and its wrinkled black skin squirmed like a snake, which looked scary.
Ye Shu watched in surprise. After a few minutes, the skin on the catfish monster turned into thin and tender flesh, like a girl's. It looked very strange when paired with the face of an ordinary man.
Seeing that he was still squirming, Ye Shu quickly stopped him: "Okay, okay, if you change again, you will really become a sissy."
After hearing what he said, the catfish monster immediately changed his mind. He touched his body a few times and sighed: "I have abandoned my dignity as the king of the river. I am no longer a proud catfish."
Okay, okay, don't be sad.
Ye Shu patted him on the shoulder and said: "You can go hook up with the goblin now. Don't panic. Be bold and domineering. I guarantee that you can reproduce tonight."
When the catfish monster heard what he said, he felt even the slightest bit sad and was about to go to the bonfire square.
Ye Shu quickly grabbed him and said, "Wait a minute, little brother, I didn't teach you this for nothing. To be honest, I want to buy demon crystals and soul pills, but they are not for sale anywhere. I came here to ask you."
"You are still beating around the bush for such a trivial matter. You should have asked earlier. The soul pills and demon crystals will be sold in three days, and they will be at the northern exchange. I will take you there then, and I won't treat you badly."
The catfish monster waved his hand, and Ye Shu secretly rejoiced. He was worthy of being a wealthy monster, and it was refreshing.
"Then I won't disturb you, big brother. I'll see you in three days."
Ye Shu smiled and said, and the catfish monster waved his hand and went to the bonfire square: "I remember your smell. I will find you in three days."
He happily ran into the goblins and started hooking up with girls again. This time it was much easier. At least one of the three hookups was successful, and he finally solved the problem of procreation.
Ye Shu also successfully completed the task, clapped his hands and went back to find Liu Youyou.
There are monsters everywhere around Bonfire Square, and there are many mobile vendors selling all kinds of things, which is dazzling.
Ye Shu ran back to the place and saw Liu Youyou surrounded by a large group of monsters. He was startled and ran over quickly.
But it was these monsters who took a fancy to Liu Youyou and were vying to be courteous. One of the most powerful monsters even took out a demon crystal to lure her.
Liu Youyou was very helpless, she was almost bored to death. Ye Shu hurriedly squeezed in and shouted loudly: "Honey, I'm back."
In an instant, dozens of eyes were staring at him. Many monsters had bad tempers and looked like they were about to get angry on the spot.
Ye Shu ignored it, took out the concession, shook it, and pulled Liu Youyou away.
When a group of monsters saw the charter, they immediately got angry and had to disperse unfortunately.
Liu Youyou finally escaped and immediately became proud again: "Let's see how charming I am."
"Big, it's as big as a casserole. Now that we're done, let's talk about business. I've got some information."
Ye Shu told Liu Youyou what the catfish monster said, and Liu Youyou couldn't help but feel depressed: "We still have to wait three days. I will definitely not be able to control my hands and all the money will be spent."
Indeed, this guy has only been here half a day and already spent over 100,000 yuan. If he waits for three more days, he will even have to take off his underwear.
"Don't think about buying anything. We still have things to do. Let's find the human first and complete Mr. Shu's instructions."
It was only when Ye Shu mentioned that human that Liu Youyou remembered this matter. She immediately became anxious, fearing that she would not be able to complete Mr. Shu's instructions.
"Let's go find the vendors to find out. Humans should be very conspicuous in the monster market. The vendors probably know."
Liu Youyou's IQ came online and she took Ye Shu to find the merchant to inquire.
Not to mention, after some inquiring, the vendors here really knew that there were humans in the monster market.
The two went to the old local merchant and asked directly about the location of the human being.
"He is setting up a street stall in the East Inn area. He seems to be selling books. He has been selling books for nine years."
This news was crucial. Ye Shu and Liu Youyou went straight to the east inn area.
The so-called inn area is the accommodation area of the monster market, because the monster market will last for half a month, and most monsters will stay overnight. Those who are bold and generous sleep on the floor, but those who are not bold still want to sleep on the bed.
Therefore, the business of the east side inn is very prosperous, and dozens of simple and wild wooden or stone inns are almost full of guests.
When the two came to the inn area, Leng Buding thought he had traveled through time. Everything he saw was an ancient inn. There were many wine shops and taverns built along the street. There were also many vendors on the street, attracting many female customers.
This place is equivalent to an ancient business district, with a slightly higher grade and a calmer atmosphere.
Ye Shu and the two walked directly into the street, looking for book vendors. As a result, there were more than a dozen book sellers. They made special inquiries before finding the human being.
This guy has a bookstall at the end of the street. The stall is full of messy books, which are not neatly folded, but just thrown on the stall.
The human was slumped on the wooden chair next to him, wrapped in an old black leather coat. His hair, which had not been washed for an unknown period of time, was spread loosely, covering half of his face.
He looked too much like a beggar, and he also smoked a cigarette. He blew out the smoke rings one by one and changed them into various shapes in the air, which was also amazing.
Ye Shu and Liu Youyou looked at each other and walked over slowly.
As they approached, the human didn't even look at them, and said in a low voice: "Ten dollars a book, choose for yourself."
Judging from his tone, I'm afraid he is a bohemian prodigal with a very unique personality.
Ye Shu lowered his head and looked at the books on the stall. His lips twitched when he saw them. They were all pornographic books.
Liu Youyou also saw it, and turned a few pages curiously. When she saw the indescribable female body, she suddenly blushed, turned and walked away, leaving Ye Shu to meet the human beings by herself.
Ye Shu, a grown man, was not that particular. He said casually: "Hello brother, I have been asked to pay you a visit."
When he said this, the dirty human immediately sat up, shook his hair, and flashed his sloppy face. Ye Shu could feel the surprise on his face.
"Notification? Is it a notification?"
He asked eagerly, and Ye Shu nodded and took out the concession: "Look, Mr. Shu didn't come over, let me help."
"How long will it take before I can go home? I don't want to be an undercover agent anymore. How long will it take?"
The human interrupted Ye Shu's words and asked in a low voice, with a hint of twisted distress in his tone.
"Three years."
Ye Shu suppressed his surprise and said. After hearing this, the human being was stunned for a moment, suddenly threw the cigarette butt on the ground, and kicked the bookshelf over.
"Three years was clearly stated at the beginning, and three years later, another three years, and three years later, another three years. It's almost ten years, boss":