Chapter 940: Even If It's a God, I'll Trick You Into Believing It_1

Fang Yuan was completely baffled.

Fang Yuan truly didn't understand.

The Dragon God Pillar was the first among the many Legendary Pokémon and Phantom Elves he had met that actively pursued a "mate".

As for the Nightmare God and the Dream God?

Although Darkrai seemed somewhat inclined, it never outright said it, unlike the forthright and direct Dragon God Pillar.

Fang Yuan was genuinely at a loss.

He had thought a great battle was waiting for him, but now, with this situation... how should he proceed?

Forget it, let Milotic handle it, with its wisdom...

"Meeeuw~~~"

After the Dragon God Pillar's confession, Milotic arrogantly lifted its head and then tossed it aside, refusing to give the Dragon God Pillar even a glance.

Even if it may lead to a great battle, it didn't want to compromise its feelings.

Sorry, you might be a good dragon and also a powerful Legendary Dragon Type Fairy, but you're just too ugly.

Even Dragonite looks better to me than you do.

Ugly rejection.

Rejected...

At that moment, Fang Yuan, Eevee, the Armed Magnetic Monster, Monferno, Glutton, and the other Pokémon were all stunned.

Damn, that was too blunt. Couldn't you have played the bad girl and kept it on the hook? Would that have killed you?

Only Dragonite was overjoyed.

It knew it! Milotic couldn't get over it, and for its feelings, it flatly rejected a Guardian God Level Legendary Dragon Type!

"Roar??"

On the other side, after being rejected, the Dragon God Pillar stood still in place, bewildered. Why, why... Was it not strong enough?

"Ugh!!!"

At that moment, the Electric God Pillar could no longer bear the shame of the Dragon God Pillar and challenged it to fight or not to fight.

We should never have created you!

"Roar!!"

"Ugh!!!"

"Roar..."

"Ugh!!"

The Dragon God Pillar was desperately persuading the Electric God Pillar to remain calm, thinking that Milotic's rejection was surely due to the Electric God Pillar's fault.

If only the Electric God Pillar could apologize, everything would be fine.

Meanwhile, the Electric God Pillar was on the verge of a breakdown.

It was extremely irate; first, it was Monferno, and now the Dragon God Pillar. Were there any normal Pokémon left in this world? Out of extreme anger, two negatives equaled a positive, and the Electric God Pillar actually calmed down.

While watching the two God Pillars communicate, Fang Yuan completely fell into contemplation, and the Pokémon around him did the same.

Please don't let such trivial matters ruin your friendship...

"I think we can sit down, have some snacks calmly, and then talk it over," Fang Yuan said.

"Perhaps, it's all just a misunderstanding..."

"You'll find a mate, and misunderstandings can be resolved. I remembered, you must all be descendants of Regigigas, right?"

"I assure you in the name of World Tree Dreams, I'm a good person!"

"You must know the World Tree Dreams; it even once requested three guardians from your father... the Rock, Ice, and Steel God Pillars, they're all your brothers."

"Your brothers are the World Tree Guardians, and I am a World Tree Guardian too. Rounding up, equal exchange, after doing some adding and subtracting, we are basically brothers."

Fang Yuan suddenly thought of this.

"If you don't believe me, I can show you the proof."

As Fang Yuan finished speaking, Glutton spread out a napkin full of Energy Blocks, while Fang Yuan began searching for the proof of his identity as a World Tree Guardian.

He was definitely on point with this brotherhood angle.

Once he spoke, both God Pillars looked over.

Electric God Pillar, Dragon God Pillar: ???

This human, babbling on about something.

It's all a jumbled mess.

Brothers? But, there seems to be some logic to it?

"Roar?"

"Er... what???"

.........

One minute later.

The two God Pillars had come to believe that Fang Yuan was the World Tree Guardian.

If it were any other Legendary Pokémon, they might not have shown such respect for the World Tree Dreams.

But the Eternal Spirits were different because the World Tree Dreams did indeed have some connection with the King of Holy Pillar, Regigigas, and the three guardians of the World Tree, the Eternal Spirits, were indeed shaped by the King of Holy Pillar's Helping Hand.

So, Fang Yuan's bluff wasn't wrong at all, and after a series of calculations, everyone turned out to be partners.

Even Fang Yuan himself applauded his own wit. How could this even work...

"Er...!!!" The Electric God Pillar, recharging by devouring Energy Blocks, found them even more useful than a thunderstorm and felt satisfied with Fang Yuan's sincerity. However, it felt slighted that Fang Yuan didn't reveal his identity from the start and chose to fight it instead.

That monkey, it's infuriating.

"This..." Should Fang Yuan say that he hadn't thought of such a bluff at first, and that they actually believed it?

But at the beginning, you were too worked up to listen to any explanations anyway.

It's all thanks to the Dragon Pillar that you calmed down...

"The thing is, my Monferno has always admired you Eternal Spirits since it was young. It wanted to challenge you right away no matter what, so after it's full, please help train it."

Monferno: ?

Electric God Pillar: Er...!!

The Electric God Pillar paused, agreeing on the condition of a one-on-one battle later on.

It rubbed its hands together in anticipation, feeling it had found a legitimate reason to get back at the monkey.

Getting revenge on the monkey made this resolution of animosity worthwhile.

Monferno: ???

Monferno pointed at itself in confusion. How did it become the sacrificial lamb for the friendship between the two sides??

It looked toward Milotic, who, in comparison, as a key point in the friendship between both sides, was being showered with attention by the Dragon Pillar. Seeing this, Monferno suddenly felt the world was full of malice.

"Bwoo!!!" Sharing Monferno's empathy, Dragonite stood solemnly in front of the Dragon Pillar, defiantly gazing at it. In the face of love, it showed no fear of the Legendary Pokémon.

However, the next second, Dragonite kneeled.

Because after staring at it for a moment, the Dragon Pillar asked:

[Do you also want to be my partner?]

Although the Dragon Pillar felt Dragonite wasn't as special as Milotic, it was still decent enough, cute in a dorky way. Seeing Dragonite so interested in itself, it didn't mind asking.

"Bwoo—"

Facing the Dragon Pillar, Dragonite fled in fear. What the hell, aren't you genderless, are you bisexual?!

......

Huhuhuhu~~~

Huhuhuhu!

So in the end, Fang Yuan, not really sure how it happened, became good brothers with the two God Pillars after a session of smooth talking.

Two minutes later, President Wen and the others arrived tardily.

The three of them rode in on Flying-type Pokémon, staring blankly at the mountaintop where Fang Yuan and his Pokémon were harmoniously coexisting with the two God Pillars, question marks forming above their heads.

What's going on.

Weren't you guys just fighting a life and death chase a few minutes ago??

How, in just a few minutes, has it come to hosting a banquet and making merry??

What the hell, what the hell, what the hell, even someone as experienced as President Wen, Fu Hei, and Master Qiao Jing couldn't comprehend the current situation.

They pinched their own cheeks to confirm if they were dreaming...

"Yo, you're here," noticed Fang Yuan, clearing his throat as he saw the stupefied President Wen and the others.

Who says it's hard to communicate with the Eternal Spirits here? You just didn't find the right way to communicate!

Sigh, if only every Trainer were as excellent as himself, maybe there would be far fewer meaningless battles.

"Hopefully Mewtwo will be easy to talk to..." Fang Yuan mumbled to himself as he looked at President Wen and the others.

By the way, is there a chance to ask the Five Brothers of the God Pillars to join us in Mewtwo's game...

The Five Brothers of the God Pillars, just the sound of it is mighty, comparable to the seven brothers of the Calabash Kids.