Prologue

Stop and stare.

It has been a week since I regressed back to the past and my feelings for my high school crush have gotten stronger by each day.

"Oh, Edythe Hall, I wish you could feel what I feel."

Edythe Hall is always on the mouths of every boy at school and their rumors that say she is a slut who likes sex way too much, which literally turns everyone on.

But to me it is different because in the forty-three years I wasted doing nothing worth mentioning in my past life, I never found time to be with a girl, so I just like Edythe Hall for who she is.

I know it is quite shameless of me to like someone who could be the same age as my daughter if I had happen to have one in my past lives, but it is not like she was still alive the moment I turned twenty-one.

The reason I can't tell her my feelings, is because the words, "I love you," sounds more like a greeting this days than a way to confess how you feel.

A random guy, you met today.

"Oh! You are so sweet, I love you."

The lady who sells tomatoes down the street.

"Thank you for the extra tomatoes, I love you."

Your corrupt teacher, who hits on his female students.

"Thank you for giving me an A+ in my biology exam, I love you Sir. Blah Blah."

"Ah! Don't say that, you are my best student who always raises the flag of my class. I love you so much student Bleh Bleh."

In this world Earth 2.0 the words, "I love you," carry no meaning at all, but back when I was leaving on normal Earth where people didn't have supernatural abilities, they were called, "The Three Magic Words."

There was this Television show that really taught me the meaning of those words, what was its name again? It has been such a long time...

'How I met your mother.'

It was a show about a dad who narrated his journey to his kids of how he met his wife who later died of a rare sickness. It showcased the actual meaning of those words.

 Honestly I really, really like Edythe Hall and in all my lives I never tried looking for something new, because wherever my eye lands it will be looking for her.

Since I am a dork, I can't approach Edythe personally so her shadow is where my steps halt and just let the other guys have her instead.

I won't lie, it hurts and I just stare at the weird red system window that I got after my regression which only I have.

[Emotionally unstable -1 all stats.]

[Mentally unstable -1 all stats.]

After seeing those messages, I do feel weak all over my body, but when I am Emotionally and Mentally stable my stats increase and the funny thing is, when I try working out my stats don't increase at all meaning that the system is my only way of reaching the top once again.

The way I died in my past life wasn't heroic but I am sure my actions managed to save a lot of people in the process.

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"With this Supernatural Reactor we can finally explode the Headquarters of the Hero Union in Washington D.C and bring the rest of America down with it, kekeke.

All you need to do is to use this key to start the launch and the magic will work itself out, kekeke."

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It was the Villain Union's plan to finally bring down the Hero union, but their plan was too reckless as it killed more innocent people than the heroes themselves, but when I saw the wicked smiles everyone in the conference room had, I knew I had to stop them.

I didn't care if all of the American continent was gone, but I couldn't let them destroy Tulsa for my own selfish reasons.

"Can I hold the key?"

"Sure, hand over the key to the Vice Leader." Sebastian smiled while he patted my back.

The moment I touched the key the Villain leader regretted his high voice, as I sprung out of the conference room.

I was not stupid and try to run the whole way, as I quickly stole a car, but before I could exit Moscow it ran out of gas, so running was the only thing I could do because my chasers increased by the second.

A bunch of guys chasing a blond guy for something that was in his stomach. I was not sure when but when I reached Israel, I had swallowed the key.

Since I knew that my life was over anyway, I thought of dying on a the same place I experienced my first death, just because of a bad footing.

I crossed the Red Sea, letting myself land on African land. I moved towards the South where a place called Victoria Falls is located, which is between the only countries that start with a 'Z' on the whole of Earth.

Since I was tired and couldn't use my ability, I became a swimmer a little bit before letting myself fall down the falls.

Honestly I didn't think, I would regress and find my high school crush who I couldn't even talk to standing at the doorway while unbuttoning the top button of her blouse.

Since I was a dork, I sat at the front of the class and she was only just a few inches from me and for a second I thought I was in heaven, but a handsome white haired boy I wouldn't see in my heaven alerted me that I had regressed.

A few seconds just after my regression I had became a helpless romantic again, the shadow of an ordinary Joe who was abandoned by his mother because he was 'trash' was covering me all over again.

Funny thing my name is actually Joe, not Joseph but Joe Pain, seriously parents need to mind what they name their kids when they are too lazy to think of any cool names, the internet can help!

"Huu..."

"So you are now going to confess your feelings Joe?"

"Just because we are dorks doesn't mean the right to have a girlfriend is stripped away from us."