Reincarnation/Pt 1.
"What a ugly creature." Said a very beautiful giant transparent woman with very long white hair, a heart shaped face, and colorful eyes that seemed to hold universe's within it.
"How is this a human, I've never in my infinite life, seen something so hideous appear before me." Said the beautiful woman, looking at a huge middle aged man sleeping on what appears to be nothing.
(Sam's POV)
"Ugh....w....wha...what happened." I said stutteringly while waking up, only to see that I wasn't in my electric bariatric chair and most definitely wasn't rolling on it across the crosswalk, only a infinite colorful universe with planets.
"OH GOD, IT TALKS ." Said a woman's voice loudly from behind me.
"Wha…" I I said confusedly while looking behind myself , not knowing what was going on.
Suddenly the thing that I was sitting on disappeared and started falling.
"WHAT THE FUCK." I said screaming at the top my lungs.
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(The beautiful woman's POV)
The beautiful woman sighed, only to look down and seen a man sucking on a lollipop with shades and a hawaii vacation outfit on.
"What do you want jesus." Asked the beautiful woman calmly.
Jesus stared at her for a moment and said "Nothing important grandm…."
Suddenly the universe started shaking and a huge hole appearing and started everything inside of it.
"Ok, ok, ok genesis please stop." Said jesus while wiping the sweat on his forehead and adjusting his shades, looking up at the huge entity that happens to be his grandmother.
"Fine but don't let that slip of the tongue happen again." Said genesis while snapping her finger, making the universe recover in a instant.
Jesus looked down at the universe and sighed at the strength of his grandmother and asked "Why did you throw that soul in that time period and into that family."
"What do you mean." Asked genesis confusedly.
Jesus sighed again and started disappearing into a a bright golden light that lit up the universe with his arms spread wide and said calmly with his voice echoing as he disappeared into the light "Never mind."
Unknowingly to genesis a wisp of golden light followed after my soul.
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Europe / Medina Sidonia: January 3rd: 1557.
"Your...g..." Said a faded voice.
"Wake...u...." Said the faded voice getting clearer.
"Your grace, wake up." Said a woman's voice softly, tapping me.
"Ugh....w....wha...what happened." I said stutteringly while waking up, only to immediately smell a stench I'm all to familiar with which was sex.
I rubbed my forehead while letting my eyes adjust to the lighting and didn't see a ceiling I recognized and froze and thought "Where the hell am I"
"Your grace." Said a soft woman's voice coming from the right side of me.
I looked to my right and seen a very beautiful biracial woman with a diamond shaped face, very long curly dark brown hair that looks black, dark brown eyes, and 5'0 in height.
"Are you ok your grace." Asked the beautiful woman calmly.
"Damn she's definitely my type" I thought with a sigh while leaning up, only to look down and notice that I was naked under the covers with a skin color that wasn't mines previously and glanced at her and seen she was too.
I stared at her juicy average round breasts for a moment and immediately gathered my bearings back and said with a surprising deep raspy voice "Yes I'm fine."
I got up from the bed, only to almost fall forward my unexpected height difference but caught myself before I did and stood still for a moment to adjust to my new height and looked around the room again and spotted a big luxerious mirror and went to it and seen a very tall 7'2 handsome white european man with a diamond shaped face and a well groomed stubble beard, long light blonde slicked back hair, unique light grey eyes, and a lean muscular ripped body with a little bit of body hair.
While I was to busy checking myself out in the mirror like any man would my eyes darted down to my new little brother who is standing proudly and seen it was a very veiny thick and long uncircumcised 13 Inch slightly curved downward cock with a little bit of pubic bush and big saggy slightly hairy balls which made my face turn sour and thought "How did this woman take this, she must have a loose pussy or something"
I looked at the beautiful woman that was still in the bed and seen she was messaging her back with a pained look on her face and thought with a little chuckle "Guess not then"
While I was enjoying the sight of the beautiful woman on the bed that was messaging her own back, appreciating the sight of her big heart shaped ass that complimented her hourglass figure, suddenly a thought slip across my mind and thought with a serious look on my face "Wait do I have some sort of cheat or something and better question is what world am I even in"
"Hey system" I thought, waiting for a response but heard nothing.
"Status" I thought again with a even more solemn look on my face.
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: Juan Manuel de Guzman y Habsburg]
[Gender: Male]
[Age: 20]
[Health: Healthy]
[Perks: Perfect Health]
[Titles: [Duke of Medina Sidonia], [Marquess of Gibraltar], [Marquess of Cazaza], [Count of Niebla], [Lordship of sanlucar], [Grandee of Spain]
[Skills: [Etiquette: Master], [Swordsmanship: Intermediate], [Horsemanship: Intermediate], [Daggership: Elementary], [Multilingual: Master], [Sex: Master]
[Storage: [Letter], [Juan Manuel's Memories]
"Damn, well at least I know this man had a life unlike me" I thought while looking at everything that was displayed on my status screen and clicked on the former owners memories in my storage.
Suddenly new set's of memories started flashing through my mind at impossible speeds, merging with my own which made me rub my forehead to relieve the pain and thought while looking through them the best that I could "So the former owner's name is juan manuel de guzman y habsburg which I already knew from the status screen and and was born december 1st in 1537 and is the 6th duke of medina sidonia, having succeeded his father alfonso perez de guzman at birth due to abdication and mental health and my new mother juana alejandra de habsburg serving as regent until the former owner was 14 year's old and considered a man in 1551 but it didn't end their because in the same year my new mother betrothed the former owner to his sister catalina ynes de guzman y habsburg"
"To much information I know but overall I'm in the 16th century as a duke and it's not really surprising that my mother married the former owner or me now to my sister since it's most definitely a strategic move by my mother to preserve both of the dukedoms power and wealth, lands and the purity within the family bloodline" I thought with a sigh, only to feel arms wrap around my waist.
"Are you sure your alright, your grace ." Asked the woman calmly while caressing my stomach with her head resting on my back.
I looked down at her and and said weirdly instinctivly with a smile while caressing her head "Yes I am fine."
The woman nodded and let go of me and said with a serious look on her face "Your grace you need to..."
"No I do not." I said calmly, cutting her off.
"What..." Asked the woman confusedly.
"I don't need to help you." I said calmly, staring down at her straight into her eyes.
"Bu...but that wou..." Said the woman stutteringly, trying to find her words.
I chuckled at her confused and embarrassed look and said calmly "I'm not obligated to do anything for you it was only sex nothing more, nothing less."
"Yes...y...your grace." Said the woman stutteringly with a sad look on her face while averting her eyes and gripping the blanket that was covering her body.
I chuckled again and asked calmly "Now what do you want as compensation for this one night stand to keep your mouth shut."
"Please help my father." Said the woman with a serious look on her face.
I stared down into her eyes and asked calmly "Why should I."
"Please your grace, his majesty is trying to take seville from my father and make it a trade route." Said the woman pleadingly with a look on serious face, not breaking eye contact in the slightest.
"Damn she's hot" I thought calmly but quickly checked my memories and also discovered that the former owner recently discovered that some noble that served under him was planning to usurp him or should I say in simple terms a coup.
I sighed loudly already knowing enough that life as a spanish nobleman would be hard in this century that is plagued by religious wars and other conflicts and thought while looking up at the luxerious chandelier hanging from the ceiling "Why here"
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THE END...
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