WoodenPaw

[Warning: You’re about to meet the laziest, dumbest, most annoying MC ever. If yelling at idiots brings you joy, or if watching someone waste insane opportunities is your idea of fun—this is your story.]  

"Automation isn’t enough of a cheat? Fine, guess I’ll automate CHEATING too," says Lu Sheng, a man so lazy he makes procrastination look like a martial art.  

Scammed in Hell and roped into working for the Hell Guardians, Lu Sheng’s only talent is avoiding work. Luckily, he somehow scored an Automated System that does all the fighting, thinking, and surviving for him. Now he can sit back, relax, and… oh, wait. Turns out even Hell can’t handle his laziness.  

From accidentally defeating bosses while taking naps to pissing off demons just by existing, Lu Sheng’s "efforts" bring chaos everywhere he goes. Will his half-baked plans backfire spectacularly, or will the universe just throw its hands up and let him win out of pure exhaustion?  

This is a story about a guy who cheats at cheating, somehow survives Hell, and makes you want to scream at him every step of the way.
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#ACTION  #ADVENTURE  #SYSTEM  #WEAKTOSTRONG  #CULTIVATION  #OVERPOWERED  #TRANSMIGRATION  #ISEKAI  #KINGDOMBUILDING  #XIANXIA 

Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship.

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Cover art AI generated.

Automated-Enlightenment.

"Enough of this peasant noise!" he shouted. "The thousand Spirit Stones for that piggy belong to Lei 'Sky Piercer' Fang! Move, or get pierced!"

Nobody cheered. Even his own gang members cringed, refusing to acknowledge that this arrogant fool was one of them.

His chin up-high with pure arrogance.

"1000 Spirit Stones for this circus?" Lu Sheng spat.

[It seems you are underestimating the value of a Spirit Stone.]

"Whatever. No point discussing stakes. They want a fight? Let's fight."

He didn't wait for introductions. No titles, no speeches, no reasoning, no diplomacy.

"Bull, that meat is yours." Lu Sheng pointed at the barbarian drunkard.

"Gladly, My Lord." Bull cracked his knuckles with a grin. He and Horse had been under pressure too long, this was the perfect excuse to go wild.

0260 - Pig vs Golden Chicken.