Surprised?

(TN: im 200+ chapters ahead. should i mass release it with simple editing?)

A gust of cold wind blew past his ears.

After flying in the sky for a while, the Clown had was approaching the Ancient God.

He looked down at the ground.

The pickup truck was still running wildly in the wilderness. The machine gun mounted on the truck was constantly spitting out tongues of fire, doing its best to attract the Ancient God to move in the direction of Dark Mist Town.

The Clown glanced at the pickup truck and muttered: "So there was also a hyena here"

The pickup truck suddenly tilted, crashed into a rock on the side of the road, flipped a few times, and exploded into a cloud of black smoke.

Instantly, lines of burning text appeared in the void of space:

[You've activated the Mystic-type Skill: 'The One Who Debuts']

[You've designated the truck driver to perform a failed evasive maneuver]

[Performance successful!]

[The bank has deducted the payment]

The Clown whistled and casually drew a Card from the void of space.

Card: [Entrance Flower]

The patterns on the Card quickly transformed into a dense cluster of bombs of various shapes and sizes. They were piled up on a football field, each bomb had a flower attached to it.

[Your 'Please' has been completed]

[Card: [Entrance Flower] has been converted into your Profession's unique Card: [Silent Art]!]

[The various bombs you have are more powerful than ordinary bombs, and they are silent. They don't even emit half a decibel. They are a clear stream in the explosion world.]

[This is a Card from the Old Gods, it is worthy of its identity]

The Clown chuckled and suddenly disappeared from the air.

Turning back to the ground, Hyena was scrambling out of the truck, holding a walkie-talkie in his hand:

"Boss, they're here to stop me"

Boss Hyena's voice came from the walkie-talkie: "Run, use that Return Card, quickly return and regroup with us!"

"Yes sir!"

As soon as Hyena put the walkie-talkie away, he felt a sharp pain on his back, followed by the world spinning around him.

The Clown kicked him over, crouched on top of him, and pressed his head down: "Any last words?"

Hyena laughed: "You want to kill me? not happening! "

He was also holding a Card in his hand and shouted: "Return to the group!"

Bam!

The card suddenly turned into a burst of light, wrapped him up and flew into the sky, about to escape.

A black snake suddenly appeared out of thin air. Its body suddenly expanded by dozens of meters. It pounced forward and wrapped around the hyena as well as the light around his body.

The hyena struggled with all his might but was unable to break free from the black snake.

Not long after, the light on his body dimmed and finally dissipated completely.

Yana's voice rang out.

"Although Hyena is an AOE Profession, he can still be considered a Card Master. I need to torment his soul to recover my strength."

"No problem." The clown snapped his fingers.

The black snake quickly retracted.

Hyena was pulled into the void and completely disappeared.

A few moments later, a card flew out from the void of space and landed in the clown's hand.

There was a hyena drawn on the card.

"The second hyena."

"This is a Hyena class card. It's responsible for long-range sniping and attracting firepower."

Yana's voice rang out again.

"His soul belongs to me, the card belongs to you."

The clown chuckled: "I like this kind of reward"

He put the card away and leaped in another direction.

A few moments later.

The clown landed next to Dark Mist Town's tactical squad's convoy and quickly said: "You have 5 minutes to make it turn around, after 5 minutes, retreat immediately"

"Wang Meng, you're responsible for guarding this place. If any hyenas come, you'll have to fight"

"Very well, brothers, follow me" The squad leader waved his hand and called for the convoy to head towards the Ancient Deity.

Wang Meng jumped out of the car and landed next to the clown: "What's the situation?"

"I've summoned three entities. They'll fight for us for a while, after 5 minutes, they'll decide whether or not they want to stay. Since I'm not there, they won't say anything and will automatically leave when the time is up" the clown replied.

"In other words, the hyenas will arrive in 5 minutes" Wang Meng said.

"That's right, I'll go stop them first, you'll be the second line of defense" the clown replied.

"Then, we need to quickly draw a card, please tell me another tragic story" Wang Meng said.

"But I'm the clown right now, a clown needs to please someone else in order to draw a card, so I'll tell you a joke" the clown replied.

"I'm a chivalrous hero right now, so I'll tell you a tragic story first, then a joke, then a tragic story, then a joke. This way, we'll both be able to draw a card" Wang Meng said.

The two of them went silent.

"That's too troublesome" the clown pondered.

Wang Meng muttered: "That's right, for the sake of fighting, it's simply … too difficult …"

He silently shed tears.

Alright!

I can draw a card now!

The clown sighed in relief: "See you later"

"Wait a minute" Wang Meng pointed at the tears on his face and said: "You've successfully helped me complete a card's specialization, does that count as 'please'?"

The clown pondered and drew a card from the void of space.

[Card: Light Up]

[There will be light shining on your body at any time, revealing your cool figure]

[You've pleased a chivalrous hero, so you've obtained the chance to specialize a card]

[Card has been specialized]

[Card: Light Absorption]

[Light will never shine on your body, normal people won't be able to notice your existence, during the performance, you'll be the clown hiding in the shadows]

[Let's make it a surprise!]

The clown looked at the card and patted Wang Meng's shoulder: "I've never known that making someone cry counts as pleasing, you're the first, thanks"

He turned into a stream of light and shot up into the sky, flying in the direction of Dark Mist Town.

Halfway through his flight, he suddenly saw a cold light coming toward him. It landed on his shoulder and turned into a rabbit carved out of ice.

"A 40-meter-long blade?" the clown was surprised.

The rabbit grinned and nodded.

"Alright, I'm going to do something very dangerous in a bit, don't you think you should hide for a bit?" the Clown asked.

The rabbit appeared troubled, hesitated briefly, then suddenly pulled out a book from behind his back.

A line of text was written on the book:

[Human Language Proficiency]

The rabbit opened the book, carefully skimmed through it, then closed the book with a bang and put it back into the void of space.

He spoke: "Bro, take me with you"

"I'm going to do something bad" the Clown replied.

"I've already sensed the dangerous presence on your body, take me with you to do something bad" the rabbit excitedly said.

The Clown shrugged: "Then you have to promise me that you won't make a sound later"

"No problem, bro!" the rabbit replied.

The Clown continued to fly forward.

A few moments later, he pulled out the [Light Absorbtion] Card and lightly tossed it away.

Bam!

A small sound of impact.

Both the Clown and the rabbit disappeared.

The rabbit's voice resounded from the void of space: "What are we doing? Peeping? "

The Clown's voice followed: "You think I'm that low-level?"

"Then what are we doing?"

"I don't know if you like explosions"

"Whoa, that's fun, let's go, bro"

Their voices disappeared.

At another location.

Outside Dark Mist Town.

In the wilderness.

The hyenas were silently waiting on their motorcycles.

"Second brother still hasn't returned yet, perhaps …" one of the hyenas said.

"Boss, should we chase after that Clown and kill him?" another hyena asked.

Hyena Boss thought briefly, then ordered:

"Take a look at the warning card, I want to know if there's anything that would affect our hunt"

"Yes"

One of the hyenas held the card called [Sentinel] in his hand, then his expression changed: "That Ancient God might be about to wake up, Boss!"

Hyena Boss quickly decided: "No more fighting, we'll come back later to kill them, we need to run!"

"Yes!"

The hyenas all responded.

The motorcycles roared to life, then quickly started moving towards the other side of the wilderness.

Hyena Boss put on his goggles and loudly called out: "How long until that Ancient God wakes up?"

"About three minutes, Boss!"

"Full speed ahead!"

"Yes!"

In the wilderness. Wherever the motorcycles passed, a cloud of dust was kicked up.

Suddenly

The last motorcycle seemed to have encountered something and was suddenly blasted into the sky. The body of the motorcycle was broken into pieces, and Hyena was blasted into a bloody mess.

Unfortunately, all of this was silent. There was no sound at all.

The surrounding air did not even tremble in the slightest.

As if it knew that it couldn't make a sound, a long black whip quietly stretched out and gently coiled around the hyena in midair, silently taking it back.

There was no movement, so naturally, no one noticed.

The entire Hyena fleet continued to roar as they sped into the depths of the wilderness.

Another few breaths passed.

Two motorcycles that were traveling side by side suddenly exploded. Hyena, who was sitting on the motorcycle, was blown into the sky.

There was still no sound.

It was like a silent film. All the sounds had been erased. No one knew what was happening behind the convoy.

It was that black whip again.

It quietly stretched out and split into two snake heads from the middle.

The two snake heads bit into the air and dragged the hyena's corpse into the void.

At this time, there were only three motorcycles left behind Hyena.

As if in a hurry

The three hyenas sitting on the motorcycles suddenly noticed that there seemed to be something extra on the backseat of their motorcycles.

They all turned their heads to look.

Only to see a red gift box silently sitting on the backseat. It had already been opened, and inside was a black bomb with a burning fuse.

There was no sound.

The three motorcycles charged into the sky and scattered into countless parts in the air. They scattered all over the barren land filled with sand and gravel, but they didn't make a single sound.

Only a black shadow was moving back and forth in the air, dragging the three corpses into the void.

At this time, only Hyena Boss was left in the convoy.

"Check the warning sign again, see if we've left the danger zone or not"

Hyena Boss stepped on the accelerator and loudly ordered.

No one answered.

In the convoy, the roar of the engines also became a lot softer.

Hyena Boss finally noticed that something wasn't right.

He slowly turned around.

Only to see a clown sitting on the backseat of his motorbike.

Other than the clown.

There were no more motorcycles in the wilderness behind them. There were no more Hyena companions to be seen.