100 Chapters Non Canon Talk show Extravaganza

"Everyday. Everyday Rabbit's Foot grows more and more! Hello, my dear viewers and readers. Welcome to..." A light switch audibly switched on to reveal a talk show studio set with a grey couch in the centre. "The Ratstick 100 chapter extravaganza!" Ratstick yelled with a cheery wave of her hands to a live audience of the many denizens of The Underbelly. The crowd didn't really react, yet Ratstick kept up her act before sitting down.

"So, I bet all of you are wondering "Oh Rat, what marvellous and fantastical show have you got planned for us tonight"? Well my dear audience, I think we should go over the history of Rabbit's Foot with some of my Friends... Give it up for... Uhm... My friends, I guess?" 

She awkwardly motioned off to the side before two people walked out. One was a rather short, burly young man with short brown hair, wearing a bright orange Dragon Ball hoodie. The other was a fair, soft, almost doll like woman with silky white hair, wearing a wool knit jumper.

They sat down next to Ratstick with a smile as she spoke. "First up, we have my dear, sweet Polish friend. Give it up for Wik!" The burly young man began flexing his muscles, trying to hype up the crowd. "Come on! Hey Rat, How long dis' thing last?" He asked in a rather flat yet goofy way.

"Mother- You agreed to this. Don't try and back out now." Rat grumbled, before quickly reorganising herself. "And my other friend, the lesser liked Lime." The doll like woman mumbled something under her breath before, waving to the rather bored crowd. "Uh, yo. What up?" She said in a gruff, masculine voice that sounded completely out of place. 

The crowd looked confused by Lime's voice alone, but Ratstick quickly took over again. "You two, we have known each other for years now. What did you think of Rabbit's Foot?"

"Mate, I haven't read it." Lime said flatly, beginning to play on her phone. Wik looked around, a bit confused. "Aw, mate. I'll read it soon. I wanna find out more about that lanky ni-" 

"WIK. You can't say that here." Rat said as she covered his mouth, giving a nervous laugh. "Excuse him, he's not the brightest." She sighed, pulling back to her seat. "S-Since even my closest friends haven't read the book... I guess we could do something else?" Rat said as she looked to her backstage team, who were all collectively shrugged.

"Uh... Okay, this is already falling apart. Studio audience, any questions?"

Ami raised her hand and asked: "Y-Yeah, I got one. What was up with the Desire's arc? I-I thought it f-fell kinda f-flat. A-And that was my a-arc!"

"Desires was actually a pretty big deviation for what I had initially envisioned for the story. you see, the whole concept for the story came about from my Desire to make a game and a few years back I wrote up all my ideas for the game... But then I changed the ending of Devouring to suit a better narrative, resulting in the Desires arc we have today. Do I whish I changed some things? Yeah. But every story has rough patches."

"Didn't you have a breakdown and almost top yourself when you fucked that up?" Wik asked with a goofy smile. Rat remained quiet for a few moments before muttering; "No comment."

Vinea raised a vined hand before asking; "Who was your favourite characters to write? It was me, wasn't it?"

Rat seemed to think for a moment before giving a light shrug. "My favourite characters to write where actually Avis and Panila at first, but I found myself enjoying the sorta friendship dynamic between Ven and Zamtika. I can also tell you characters I had no clue how to write. Tophi. I had no actual idea what his character was. Devouring was always intended to be a duo team, but I whiffed that up rather quickly and had to rewrite the entire arc from scratch. But I think I've left it in a decent spot."

"You're welcome, by the way." A masculine voice called out just off stage. "Shh, you're for later."

Avis raised her robotic hand with a smile on her beak before yelling: "Why did you HAVE MY ARM RIPPED OFF?"

She gave a light shrug. "I felt like we needed drama. No story is complete without drama, no matter how miniscule."

"Didn't you get rid of that incel in our group for causing drama?" Lime chimed in, looking up from her phone with a smug look. "Different. That affected me personally and caused a hassle. Not fun drama."

"Bah." Lime groaned, going back to her phone. 

"Anymore questions?" Ratstick asked the audience, who went deathly silent. "I suppose I have one. What is mine and Rat's deal?" Mollia asked with a raise of her hand.

"That one's easy. The concept for Rat came first, originally intending to just be a weird travelling merchant. But then this whole "forgotten paladin hero" thing popped into my mind and next thing I knew, she became stupidly overpowered. And I bet your thinking Rat is a self insert, right? 

Kinda.

Originally, I just floated around with my names, not bothering to really get one to click... Then for a project, I came up with the random name of Ratstick. I actually really liked the name and ended up keeping it, even having it be one of the main things Rat sold. 

Also fun fact, Rat cannot beat base Marlet from Undertale Yellow."

"And why's that?" Mollia asked, crossing her arms as she stared daggers at her creator.

"We was on call with her, it was fuckin' hilarious. She kept ragin as we was playing fortnite." Wik laughed, soon followed by Lime. "You guys are dicks. Even here."

"Well, that's really all the time we have for todays special. But before we go, I'd like to introduce a special guest. Introducing the main protagonist and writer of Squad Thirteen is Useless, Major!" She yelled as a tall young man with light brown hair walked on stage wearing a casual green shirt. "Hey." He said with a wave, dapping up both Wik and Lime before sitting down.

"So Major, how does it feel to know my one book has out done yours in both views and chapters?" Rat said with a sly look, making Major laugh haughtily. "I mean, it's great man. You put the work into this, even if you did have me draw a few weirds things for it."

"Don't talk about those. And thank you. Fun fact, Major was the one who talked me into posting the book on Webnovel. Without him, the world would be a left without true peak fiction." Rat said with an exaggerated face of sadness.

"But yeah. I would like to thank my friends for supporting the book and to all my wonderful readers and views, I hope we make it to 200! Guys, anything you wanna say?"

"Follow your dreams or something." Major said with a laugh, giving Wik a light tap, that he responded with a full force punch around the face. "Don't touch me, bruv! Hey Rat, wanna play Guilty gear later?"

"Maybe if you read the book?"

"Damn that's crazy. Okay, I'll read it before I sleep." He smiled, dragging Major off stage as Lime failed to realise it was her turn to speak until Rat gave her a light flick on the forehead. "Huh? Oh, if you hit Rat in the ribs, she'll make the Undertale death sound effect."

"No I won't." 

"Watch." Lime said before hitting Rat's chest with her phone. She bit her tongue before everyone collectively heard the Undertale death sound effect play loudly.

Rat sighed and gave a light wave to the crowd. 

"Seeya."