Special interlude non canon chapter: the one where Ratstick gets pissed out of her face and writes nonsense

"Yeah naw. I admit it, I may or may not have drunk a bit to much, waaaaaay to fucking early in the morning. But uh.... Fuck it." Ratstick said to her non-existent audience. She was celebrating the day after her birthday alone, like usual. 

But it was her decision to just get drunk as she laid casually on her studio designated sofa. "Alright, guys... uh... What do we do?" The author questioned to her audience as songs from fan-made Friday Night Funkin' songs played loudly. 

It was admittedly an awkward experience for the crowd of fiction characters who were stuck here. Since, of course, I, Ratstick, was there god. Is it their? Or there. oh who fucking cares. no one is gonna read this... Fuck you webnovel. 

 But uh.... the story of the chapter. Anyway, Ratstick was sitting comfortably, not really bothering with her responsibilities. She had just kind of invited everyone here for no real reason. "Uh.... Alright, uh.... Any questions guys? I know we reached a hundred chapters awhile ago and it was pretty much just me sucking myself off... So... If any of my fictional ocs wanna be like "oh wow me, you're great" then uh... Now is the fuckin time." 

The studio audience just looked uncomfortable, granted, having your god be pissed out of her face before eight in the morning was uncomfortable. "Wait, am I allowed to vent?" The queen of the rat sticks herself asked. Everyone shook their heads in disagreement. Would you, dear, want to see the most likely trans woman who controlled your world just start rambling about nonsense? 

No. You wouldn't. But she continued on anyway. "Alright, I admit it.... I stole 90% of my ideas from media I consume. Lucy, you demon fuck, you're based on the Final Fantasy 14 raid series that released in endwaker... Or endwalker? Who knows. Heh." She began snickering to herself as FNF music blared in her headphones. 

Lucy ducked her head, not wanting to be called out by her master. "Yeah, duck your head. You little rat rodent... Wait, rodent means rat.... No, you're a straight cis woman. Boom. Bigger insult. Imagine being straight. By the way, that's canon guys. Lucy is straight."

"Why don't you just get some rest... I think it would be better than whatever you are doing currently." Lucy called out as she stood up from her chair. But Ratstick looked almost offended by the comment from her creation. 

"That's it, I'm gonna give you a sex arc with Ven!" She yelled, drunkenly waving her bottle of vodka around. She took a draw of her vape before cackling like a mad woman. "I would say to calm down mortal... But you are past that point." The demon remarked, getting a slight laugh from the audience.

"That's uh... It. Lucy is non canon." Ratstick yelled, taking another swig from her bottle before floating lightly in the air like Gojo from jjk in that one scene where he says he's the honoured one. Before Lucy knew it, she was erased from existence. She let out a horrid scream as a giant purple ball... Like Gojo from JJk, in an instance, erased her.

"I should have done the Final fantasy thing of just making new protagonists. I stumbled the words... Fuck it, I can't be bothered to auto correct it." The rat woman from the authors profile pic laughed. She was a complete light weight, as she had only drunk half a bottle from a store brand vodka.

Yet, the woman persisted in using big words she didn't know how to spell. Haha. "Look, guys, If I'm real with you.... I wanna do a new part, but I don't like stories being unfinished. And, to all my fans reading my autistic drunken rambles.... I do appreciate it. But, Devilish Deals will get finished in a spectacular way. And, as much as the summary said Rat was a cameo... I really wanted her to be the overarching villain of the story. I know, you guys who, depending on reading this, might not like Rat... But, she is basically a joke version of my real life self. Comma,

But, Rat won't be a major part in the final part of the story. I want to do 3 parts as a finale. And, a Tidbit hint, Wait... This is kind of a spoiler, so if you guys actually care enough to avoid this... Don't read the next paragraph thingie. Cause I don't wanna spoil it for you, But....

Wait, no. Actually I ain't gonna spoil my fucking story. I'm gonna blue ball you guys. Haahahah." Ratstick cackled to her unamused audience. Everyone looked somewhat uncomfortable to the fact that that the protagonist to the second part was just disintegrated in front of them. 

But Ratstick didn't seem to care, since she had to hit the thousands word limit desite the fact that she wasn't even contracted. And even then, she was probably going to delete this chapter when she sobered up.... Yet that wasn't going to stop her going on another drunken story.

"I wanna ask my not real,.... Do you think I'm cool? 'Cause I don't think that I'm cool and I want validation from my creations." She drunkenly got across. She was to the point where, if she had a car, she wouldn't be allowed to drive.

Yet her audience wasn't exactly willingly to answer, since she just erased Lucy from existence. So, Ratstick, despite her mother's words of "Don't drink", she continued on. "What if I like, just erased you all? I can do that... Yeah, watch out guys.... I'mma get rid of all my beloved 1 fan favourite characters." 

Ratstick had gone mad with power in her stupor, yet continued on anyways. "I don't even consider myself a JJK fan, but I still went on about it.... Why am I like this?" She sighed before beginning to cry. 

It was a pretty unformattable experience to see their god start to cry. Why did Ratstick write herself as a god? Because she just wants the same validation a god has. Yet, she decided to just kind of wrap up the show quickly. 

"Uh... With this drunken rambles done. I want to say, thank you to all those who chose to stay and read. Goodnight, people!" She yelled before stumbling off the couch and awkwardly making her way off stage.