Special relationship (2)

"This is the third time," Scarlet sighed, covering her eyes as the couple ran away. "And you are grinning ear to ear."

"Isn't it entertaining to see the fear in their eyes when we walk by and then how they hurry to run away? Well, aside from the second couple as they continued as if we did not stumble upon them. The ball is full of excitement," Ian said, looking around for another hiding couple.

"They are not making good use of the queen's garden. Children play here often. If we stumble upon anyone else, I am returning inside. I do not want to come across anyone with their pants down or dresses up. I don't find the same enjoyment in it as you do," said Scarlet.

"You don't want to be haunted by an ugly-looking penis?" Ian teased. 

Scarlet glared at him for putting the thought in her head.