Crazy Zhang felt like vomiting blood when he heard the comeback. His face turned red as he quickly tried to recover. "Yo momma is so fat, when she went to the beach, a whale swam up and sang, 'We are family, even though you're fatter than me!'"
"Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home an hour before she does," Apollo fired back instantly, almost like he didn't need to think at all. He smirked as more students gathered around to watch.
Their laughter echoed as they observed the commotion with great interest.
It was a new form of entertainment, and they perked up, eagerly waiting for the next insult. Who knew that trading insults could be so hilarious?
Hearing the laughter, Crazy Zhang's mind went blank for a moment. He couldn't think of another fat joke, so he switched tactics. "Yo momma's so ugly that she—" But Apollo was faster.
"Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, 'Sorry, no professionals,'" Apollo cut him off.