Someone Didn't Outgrow their Potty

"Act two scene one! Starting from Oberon and Titania's entrance. Start!"

"I'll be by moonlight, proud Titania."

"What! Jealous Oberon. Fairies, skip hence: I have for shown his bed and company."

Alice could not bear it anymore.

"Tarry, rash wanton ! am not I thy lord?"

For how long was the director going to bear this noise?

" Then I must be thy lady ; but I know When thou hast stol'n away from fairy land,

And in the shape of Corin sat all day,

Playing on pipes of corn, and versing love

To amorous Phillida...." Alice's voice trailed off and she turned her head from Eric to the audience.

The director stood up and frowned at her action. "Stop!" She yelled and all movement came to a halt. "Alice why did you stop?"

Alice sighed and rubbed her temple. She knew that her action was probably unprofessional and unethical but, she couldn't be bothered. How could she possibly keep her cool when someone was deliberately being a nuisance?