Egg War (2)

"Mr. Rivers, I suggest you let go of the basket of eggs," I said calmly. I really don't want to do this with him today. I was pulled out of my bed and hit my head. That hit probably loosened one of my screws.

"And darling I suggest that you let me help." He pulled the basket to himself.

"I said don't call me that."

"Call you what darling?" He asked innocently.

"You know what I'm not doing this with you," I said before releasing the egg basket. I've decided not to let him disturb my peace. All I heard was eggs breaking as they fell on the floor. I went wide-eyed. "You did that on purpose!" I shouted. I looked down at the broken eggs on the floor in shock.

Both his hands went up in the air which caused the rest of the eggs in the basket to fall along with the basket because the dimwit felt that it was wise to release the basket. I looked at him in disbelief.