Bandits in the Night

Harry and Red cut a corner when they were down the alley, after a quick look around to make sure they wouldn't be spotted Harry grabbed Red and apparated the two to a nearby rooftop. Just in time too, as the man and woman had just arrived in the same spot they left from.

"Let's see what we have tonight" Harry said as he and Red began looking through the contents of the wallet.

"Harry" Red said as he picked something out of the wallet

"Yeah?" Harry asked as he counted the money

"What's this?" Red asked, Harry looked up and saw Red holding a condom in his hand

"Oh hell no!" Harry grabbed it and tossed it away

"Hey, what the hell?!"

"When you're older" Was all Harry said when went back to counting the money

"Prick" Red said as he continued looking through the handbag

"Ass" Harry replied

"Stupid"

"Idiot"

"Jerk"

"Butwipe"

"Green eyed monster"

"Sleeze ball"

"Bitch"

"Stupid bitch"

"Asshole"

"Stupid cunt"

"Fuck head"

"Red eyed disease" Harry shot back "now, what do you have?"

"Some money, make up, a couple of earing and that's about it" Red sighed "oh wait, there's this other thing"

"What is it?" Harry asked

"I don't know, it's white and the box is pink. It say's vibrator…" Red was cut off by Harry grabbing the offending item and tossing it away "is this another one of those when you're older things?"

"Not even then" Harry shook his head. 'I knew my dick was bigger' He thought proudly "We can keep the money and sell the rest, including the bag. There's a lot of money in the wallet, the wallet itself is expensive and worth a few dollars."

"Any cards?" Red asked

"Yeah but that's a chance for us to get caught…so I say we get rid of them before someone tries to find us"

"Excellent plan" Red agreed

"Pass me any cards from the handbag, I'll get rid of them." Harry said and Red did so "Meet me by the chip shop in five minutes"

"Which one?"

"Rose's favourite obviously" Harry looked at Red like he was an idiot "she'd kill us if we brought stuff from anywhere else"

"How does she even have a favourite when that's the only shop she goes to?" Red asked, a bit confused

"Red, my friend, men much older and wiser than you have attempted to work out how the female mind works, and they have failed. Now pass us the cards so I can get rid of them"

"Wait" Red stopped him from apparating away "here you go" He handed him one more card "nearly forgot that one"

"Got anymore?" Harry asked

"Nah, I'm sure that's it" Red said "by the way, how much money do we have?"

"I don't know for sure until we sell those things, but the money I found in the wallet and bag should be enough to last us a month at least" Harry answered

"So, I guess we're stealing in another month, got a place in mind?"

"I do actually" Harry nodded "the new art gallery, tons of priceless exhibits belonging to the local crime lord"

"Which local crime lord?"

"The fifth one" Harry replied

"Is that the one with the red beard?"

"No, that's the fourth one"

"Is it the one with the piercings?"

"Nah, that's the sixth"

"Was it the fat one?"

"Two, three, four and six are fat ones" Harry reminded him

"The fat one with the walking stick and Mohawk?"

"That's the one" Harry nodded

"We have quite a few crime lords, should probably off a few of them" Red suggested

"We'll plan that and our heist tomorrow" Harry said

"Fine, now go, I don't want Rose ripping off my ears because we took too long to get her burger"

"See you in five minutes then" Harry said "go and order our food, I'll pay for it when I get there, and remember…."

"Mayo on the burger and ketchup on the chips" Red cut him off "yes, I'm well aware of our little flowers dietary requirements"

"Those were big words Red, well done" Harry gave him a little clap

"Yeah, yeah now off you go you asshat"

"See ya asswipe" Harry retorted before popping away.

A few minutes later, Harry and Red arrived in an abandoned warehouse. They found Rose, Violet and Ryan sitting down on some steal chairs around an old wooden table.

"I'm bored" Rose groaned

"We're all bored" Ryan sighed

"Well, it's lucky we're here then!" Red shouted and the three jumped, they turned to see Harry and Red carrying bags full of foo. Rose jumped to her feet

"Did you…"

"Extra mayo" Harry cut her off "and extra ketchup. Thank Red, he badgered the guy at the till until he gave us extra."

"Of course I did" Red said proudly with no shame or embarrassment "anything for our little Rose"

"Aw thank you!" She ran up and kissed the both of them on the cheek before taking the bags and running back to the others

"Careful" Harry called out

"Don't drop the food" Red added "I swear, it's like we're parents" He added to Harry

"We'd be pretty cool parents" Harry shrugged

"Yeah, how long do you think it'll take her to realise that there are no drinks with those burgers and chips?" Red said as he held a small white bag, with fizzy drinks inside, behind his back.

"I'd say any moment now"

"Where are the drinks?!" Rose jumped in horror, as Red and Harry fell into a fit of laughter.

"Give her the drinks before she has a meltdown" Violet laughed

"Alright fine, don't get your knickers in a twist" Red walked over and handed them the drinks

"Happy?" Ryan grinned as he took the fizzy cans out and began handing them to everyone

"She's always happy" Harry said as he came over and pinched her cheeks "little ball of joy, aren't you?"

"Shut up" Rose swatted his hand away

"Careful Harry, you'll upset the queen" Ryan said with mock horror

"Upset the queen?" Red gasped and placed a hand over his chest

"No" Violet placed a hand on each cheek and opened her mouth as wide as possible to display shock and fear

"Forgive me Queen Rose" Harry bowed and kissed Rose's hand "I merely jest, I would never insult one as great as yourself"

"I am great!" Rose smiled

"Yes you are" Red kissed her on the forehead "You're the best, which is why you'll fork over any spare chips to me, right?"

"Nah" Rose shook her head, Red had a betrayed look on his face, but the effect wasn't as good as he still had a bandanna covering the bottom half of it.

"Are you going to take those stupid bandanas off now?" Violet asked

"They are not stupid!" Red said, taking high offense from the comment

"Red is right" Harry said as he removed his own "they're awfully comfortable and stylish, in a few years everyone will probably be wearing them"

"Yeah, well when you look like you two it is a good idea to cover as much of your face as possible" Violet winked at them as she began eating

"Oh, alright sass queen" Harry rolled his eyes

"I thought I was the queen" Rose said

"No, you're just our favourite queen" Red winked as he began to remove his bandana

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