A Thousandth Of What?!?

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The doors to the Adventurer's Guild slammed open as a man in a sunsettish robe with a fox mask on and a busty woman with a white robe and white fox mask entered into the Adventurer's Association in glorious fashion!

"Mhmu!" 'Don't forget me!'

Oh, and Emu was situated on top of the fox masked man's bed of long, raven black hair!

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"That is the newbie and his woman, isn't it?" A man who had been away on a mission asked some of the surrounding adventurers.

"Hush!" The well-built man who was gloating earlier slapped the man who just talked across his head.

"Ow! What was that for, you lughead?!?" He demanded with an irritated look on his face.

"Shut up, you moron! You weren't there when that freak unleashed his aura!! He is not as simple as he seems!! And don't you even entertain the idea of looking at his woman! Lest you feel like being buried 6 feet under before the sun sets!?!?"

WHACK!