Death: Who are you to think you can barge into my office?
Abbas: No need, you won't be alive long enough for it to be worth telling you.
Death: You want to kill me? You're a very funny guy but I need you to get out of my office before you regret it.
Abbas: Death, I have something to ask. Let's say a peasant finds an unjust king injured at his doorstep. This king has brought nothing but pain and sorrow to his people and is the reason the peasant is in the situation he's currently in. None of the king's guards are around, just the peasant and the king. What does the peasant do?
Death: Kill the king of course. Why do you even feel the need to bother me with something like this?