Yimeng Huangliang

Ever since a despicable rabbit arrived at the Heavenly Court, banners have been hung up in the residences of all the major Immortals: beware of fire, theft, and rabbits.
At the same time, the God of Food's Complete Rabbit Cooking Guide started selling like hotcakes.
One could often see a bunch of Immortals waving various magic treasures, chasing a rabbit all over everywhere, shouting, "Although group beating is unfair, we can lose face, the rabbit must die!"
Passerby A: Why is that rabbit so freaking famous? Almost all the Immortals know him, is it because he's cute?
Passerby B: No! It's because he's a jerk! No, that's inaccurate, he's totally a mega jerk!

Rabbit Must Die

Qin Shou dismissively said, "Malicious? What can he do? We've been invited to a grand banquet by the Heavenly Court. If anything untoward were to happen, and the Heavenly Court were to assign blame, not even a Great Golden Immortal would be enough to escape punishment, right?"


Chang'e pursed her lips and smiled, "You... alright, let's not talk about this anymore. Let's hurry on."


But they had barely walked a few steps when...


"This fairy is indeed charming. I am Yunkong True Master from Yunkong Mountain. May I have the honor of learning the fairy's Taoist name?" A dashing young man in a blue robe, Blacky, sat upon a white goose and elegantly approached, flying side by side with Chang'e.


Upon hearing this, Qin Shou's ears immediately pricked up in vigilance, and he thought sourly, "Look at this show-off, fluttering about. Real men ride cranes; why don't you ride a chicken instead? What a sissy..."


Chapter 34 Are You Saying It's Hard?_1