Salty Fish Army Leader

"Senior brother, brooms can't fly!"
"I was thinking a bit of mana would do the trick."
"Senior brother, what's the deal with uranium ore and herbs?"
"I was thinking I could rub up a nuclear reactor."
"……"
"How did you manage to do it?"
"Nothing's too difficult if you're willing to think it through!"
Song Yin addressed his junior brothers, "As long as you think it through, that's enough. Leave the rest to the all-powerful mana. Do you juniors agree?"
The junior brothers bowed their heads, "Senior brother is right!"

Elder Martial Brother is Always Right

"Stop beating around the bush, what are you here for?" Zhang Fei Xuan said impatiently.


He couldn't be bothered to argue with his own disciple. Eloquence had nothing to do with one's cultivation realm.


When he, Zhang Fei Xuan, was young, he frolicked among the flowers without a care, speaking candidly with mortals and duplicitously with demons.


His disciple was even more extreme, practically raised in a field of flowers.


Liu Shenxiu had grown up in a brothel...


Liu Shenxiu wanted to argue his case but, upon catching Zhang Fei Xuan's gaze, he grinned sheepishly and said, "Actually, there is something. The Cabinet sent a transmission saying that a demon disaster occurred along the border with Dayue. Uncle Lou has been repelled. It can't be resolved by a Ninth Stage, so it has been escalated to you."


Upon hearing this, Zhang Fei Xuan was initially stunned, then he sighed and looked towards the east, remaining silent for a long time.


Chapter 595: Mere Disasters, No Matter How Many, Are No Trouble